How To Survive Middle School...NOT

Crushes Side

Crush: Dang she's a cutie
Crush's Friend: She likes you...you know that right?
Crush: No way bro she couldn't
Crush's Friend: Ask her -pushes towards me-
Crush: Hey Lei! I like your hair it looks nice today
Me: Thanks! I gotta admit you look pretty fine today as well
(We continue to flirt a little bit but)
Friend: ....Why! Like how is this possible! MAH BABY IS GROWING UP!
Crush: Well I gotta go to class cya later Lei
Me: Bye Bro!
Crush's Friend: Hey how did you do bro?
Crush: She Bro-Zoned me..
Crush's Friend: She's coming back..
Crush: What?
Me: Hey sorry I uhh bro-Zoned you
Crush: It's quiet alright but come let's go to class -puts arm around me-
Friend: AHHHHHH Shipname HAS SAILED! WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT A POPULAR AND A NERD WOULD LOVE!
Me and Crush: Wth is she talking about XD
Crush: Ha she's so....funny I mean I definitely don't like you hahahaha
Me: Oh hahahahaha same
(We both continue to pretend we don't like each other)
Mother: LEI WAKE UP YOURE LATE FOR SCHOOL!
Me: I knew it was a dream...