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A BRIEF INTERLUDE (VALENTINES DAY SPECIAL)

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by voidspace

by voidspace

OKAY SO THIS ISN'T AN UPDATE. JUST A LITTLE SOMETHING I'D LIKE TO SHARE FOR HEARTS DAY.

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Men’s/Women’s Poem – A Little Crude, but Amusing!

By Lorenzo Duke

Women's Poem

Before I lay me down to sleep,

I pray for a man who’s not a creep.

One who’s handsome, smart, and strong

One who loves to listen long.

One who thinks before he speaks

One who’ll call, not wait for weeks.

I pray he’s gainfully employed

When I spend his cash won’t be annoyed.

Pulls out my chair and opens my door

Massages my back and begs to do more.

Oh! Send me a man who’ll make love to my mind

Knows how to answer “how big is my behind?”

I pray that this man will love me to no end,

And always be my very best friend.

Men’s Poem

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a golf course. This doesn’t rhyme and I don’t give a shit.

Source: http://www.divinecaroline.com/love-sex/menswomens-poem-little-crude-amusing

This is why Women are from Venus and Men are from Mars. :D