its only milk//Dan Howell X Reader smut

PHIL!

Y/N POV

Last night was amazing but somehow I ended up in my bed I look around no Dan. I stand up and to see im only wearing pants and bra so I grab a dress/long shirt and run to Dan and Phils apartment 'nock nock' and there stood phil.

"Oh hey Y/N urm come in" he says opening the door for me "Dans asleep if you want to go scare him or whatever" he says winking I cringe and he laughs.

I creak open Dans door slowly to see a quietly snoring Dan "aww" I say stepping closer to him then I had an idea I stand at the end of his bed and jump on him "ouf...WTF oh hey Kitten" he says looking into my e/c eyes licking his lips I know what he wants and I tease him by hugging him "urm...Y/N you going to let go" he giggles "nupe" I say muffled Into his chest.

Dans POV
I wanted to fuck her hard but I did last nigh and im tired but god damn I love this girl I'd fall of a cliff for her id do anything I would even marry her 'wooh dan dont get ahead of yourself you've known this girl for a few days not even that I turned her over so I was ontop of her and began kissing her neck and she bit her lip "no no no kitten let me her the music" she looked cautious for a minute before letting out the music to my ears "hey Dan how about I rap my hand around you reck" she giggles "WAIT WHO TOLD YOU I LIKE KINKY SHIT"  I scream she looks at me wanting me to continue kissing her "phil" she giggles before throwing her lips into mine her lips tasted like (flavor lip balm I chose maintain dew as I own it irl)

She tastes amazing she began to move her hands on my shirt pulling over my head "you like that kitten" "Yes Daddy~" she cooes

"EWWW GROSS CAN YOU DO NOT GO WITHOUT DAY WITHOUT BEING INSIDE EACHOTHER ESPECIALLY WHEN IM HERE AND I HERE YOU CALLING EACH OTHER KINKY NAMES!" Phil scream slightly scrap that extremely disgusted "s-sorry Phil" Y/N says in 50 shades of red but I think I'm the same.........

Well then GUESS WHOS BACK BITCH YES ITS ME TOU GUYS WANTED ANOTHER CHAPTER SPRRY IM WRITING IN CAPS ITS JSUT FUUUUUNNNN WOOOOOOO sorry its 2am and im bored top secret stuff but im working on a new book of a danxreader soo look out for that and if you want it and I'm now taking personal English classes to work on my story writing and grammar my username may be lucythebritishidiot but I Lucy Buctet is NOT british dun dun dun and im not telling you muhahaha if you want to know which you probably don't cuz everyone hates me but yeah oh and before I forget shoutout tot hr people who convinced me make this chapter

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