I know funny ( jerome x barbara)

CHAPTER 5 : Im not sick im free!

Its been a week since Jerome passed away and i cant help but feel empty without him. but then selina come through the only opened window in the house and i say " you could have came through the door, never mind" then i see her grab an apple out of the fridge and take a bite out of it and i can see she is a bit more dressed up than the other times she comes over " you know barbara, you just cant be sitting on the couch all the time now. you have to get up and do something fun!" selina said. then i look at her and sat up straight on the couch " oh like what" i said then she put her apple down and paused for a moment then answerd " well i know that your kind of down because your batshit crazy clown is dead but, we could go kidnap Jim gordon and teach him a lesson" then i smiled and got up off the couch and said " ok, sounds like fun but whats the point" " well i dont know just for fun i guess" selina said. then i run upstairs and started to get dressed.

Then i come downstairs all dressed up and i slip on my coat and me and selina hit the streets. out of the corner of my eye i see Jim and i signal selina to stop, then i pull out my phone and selina says that while i call Jim she will go get ivy i call him up and this is exsactly what our conversation is like.

Jim: hello.

barbara: hi Jim, how do i look.

Jim: what the hell do you want barbara.

barbara: oh nothing, i just want to tell you im holding someone hostige and if you dont meet me at the church you will be sorry.

Jim: who are you holding hostige?

barbara: just a little piece of gutter trash named ivy pepper!

Jim: your crazy she is only a little girl

barbara: not anymore she is not. now be a doll and meet me at the church!

After a couple of minutes Jim arives and finds ivy tied up to a chair and he says " are you alright" then with tears in her eyes she says " yes im fine, now please untie me!" then Jim unties ivy and she stands up and kicks Jim in the gut then selina comes out with a baseball bat and says " Jim long time no see" then she hits him with a bat and ties him up on the chair. when he finilly wakes up, i come down a long hallway with a white wedding dress on carying a gun in my hand as if it was a boucet of flowers then i pointed the gun at Jim and say " well well, the tables have turned did they!" i smile as Jim has a confused look on his face then i explain to him what went on " you see Jim, ivy was never in trouble she was just pertending to be a hostige and if i might say she is really good at pertending. because well i need you to know that your a cheating bitch and i need you to feel the pain that im going through. cause not only did you cheat on me, you didnt even stop galavan from killing Jerome the only person who could see the real me and love me because of that! and nothing will change my mind" just then selina came right next to me and said " how are you gonna kill him?" then i paused " a good bullet to the head should do it!" then i point the gun at him and pull the trigger but no bullet comes out so i drop the gun and lean closer to Jim and pull out a knife that was in my hair " i guess i have to do it the old fashon way" then all of a sudden he kicks my leg and gets up and runs. i chase him until he goes on a balcony and i charge at him with the knife but he pushes me and i fly over the balcony as he catches my hand and says " give me your other hand ill help you up" i look down and see a rope then i look back up at Jim " we had a good run Jim i must say. i guess this is it" i said " no im getting you back up here so give me your other hand barbara! please" he said i could tell he was scared like he was going to loose me forever then i look in his eyes and say " i love you baby" then i let go as i hear Jim yell " NO!!!" then quickly i grabbed the rope and swung on it and landed on the ground. i managed to scrape my knee but thats it. then i safely walked home but before i fell asleep i let Jim know i was okay.