There was once a turtle.
it was green.
there was once a green turtle. he lived in korea but no boi he needs to live in a pizzaria. the pizzaria eats the animals. therefore he had to become a mammal. his name was bob. and he had no friends. bob was a lonely green turtle. he smoked a thing called a dorito and it was lit bruh.
one day, bob came out the egg. and u heard "POP"
the mom said "HAJIMA HAAAJIIIMAAAAAA" while the song by got7 was playin.
anyway, he came out of his rabithole in the pizzaria at 3am. he noticed it was a special pizzaria. it was a mutha fuckin five nights at freddys pizzaria shiz. he noticed the animatronics were missing. he was like "da fuck is goin on??" he fucking sees a mutha fuckin foxy runnin. the turtle bob looked to his left and saw the kitchen and thought "i gots to make some eggs cuz dats where i was born from" so he went to the kitchen and saw a gay animatronic and his name was JUAN! he was like "da fuck u doin here juan youre supposed to be standin on da stage" juan was like "fuck off no one wants to go to ur fucking baby shower" he was like "what da fuck is goin on am i on drugs"
written by my friend lesley when she was really loopy cuz of lack of sleep...
