Joker imagines

Imagine Someone comes in house looking for joker

  Imagine: Imagine two idiots come in the house looking for joker who isn't here, they unfortunately get you a long with a new weapon they've snuck into j's house.

    You tossed your phone onto the couch before plopping down onto the sofa a few moments later. You waited for the reply that should've came days ago, from your Puddin' also known as the king of gotham, Joker.

  You ran your fingers through your hair as you picked your phone back up staring absent-mindedly a got the blank screen before you put it down once more "he's fine. Stop worrying" you repeat to yourself for the hundred and third time this morning.

   You begin to go up stairs and once your at the second to last step your hear the knob turning forcefully. "Did J forget his Keys" you asked yourself before shaking your head remembering you and him check everytime before he leaves for his work.

   That's when the door opened with a slam and you fell back onto the last step alittle surprised. Your face paled as you heard a voice that you didn't recognize "He's not in here. Check the kitchen. I got the basement" a man with a rough, angry voice says and you hear a click.

   You knew that sound anywhere, he took the safety off. You got off the steps quickly but made sure to make know noise, you then heard a crash downstairs and froze.

   "Dammit! Get over here! Don't you know how dangerous this guy is?!" The same guy asked and you heard the stairs from the basement creek.

    "No he's not down here" he said and then your eye's widened as he said "Move you idiot! Get up the fucking stairs!"

   You immediately got up from your feet and rushed into you and Jr's room trying to close the door without it making the groans from the metal. You couldn't so you sighed frustrated before running towards the drawer and getting out a gun that J always kept loaded.

   You then heard the door open and you turned quickly diving into the closet. You didn't bother to close the door since the clothing would sheild you from view and closing the door would raise more suspicion.

  You then realized you couldn't clip the safety without making a sound first and you held back a curse as the ,enough searched the room.

    "Shit. Fuck look at these! I didn't know Joker had a woman!" The other man said and you held the gun to your side as you realized they were going through your underwear.

   "Give me those you stupid jacka--oh shit" he cut himself off with a surprised whisper and you rolled your eye's as he must of took it from his partner.

   That's when you saw one of their shadows from the door of the closet "Hey what if he's in here" one of them said and your heart raced ass you held your gun up to your chest.

   "Johnny will take car of that if he were" the other said and you paled once more.

   "Johnny?" You murmured to yourself before you felt a pair of arms circle your waist. You gasped in shock before you I'd out trying to get loose from his grip.

   The two morons from earlier opened the door quickly hearing your shouts and you glared at them both. The buffer looking one who stood at least over six foot smirked darkly at you before he twirled a knife in his hand.

   "Well. Well. Well" he began "look what we have here. You must be Joker's woman" he said his knife inches from you.

  You didn't speak only glared harder at him and he chuckled before glancing up at Johnny who held you tight in his arms. He snapped his finger and suddenly johnny's arm's tightened around you.

   You cried out in pain and the men except for johnny chucked in delight "Music to my ears" he said before sighing and putting the knife to your shoulder.

   "Look babe" he said with a sigh "We need our money and you need to live. Seems like a fair trade don't ya think?" He said before he made hand signs signifying a 'give it to me'.

   You looked at him weirdly "He takes alot of money but, he doesn't owe anybody." You answered bot really answering the question.

  He frowns and groans before johnny tightens his grip once more "Gah!" You cry out as he lifts you off your feet "What the hell is he?! Let me go!" You cry as you struggle in vain.

  "He's a new model. He used to be a metallic fabric we had stowed away in Mr.Joker's croc skinned coat. He's been materializing for probably a few days" he answered with a growing smirk.

   You gaped at that before you glared at the man as he inched towards you his face now inches from your own "I don't care about your little experiment. I want you to let me go!" Your foot raised the moment you said 'go' hitting the guy in the crotch making him scream in pain.
 
  And I mean....scream.

  You chuckled at him before you felt johnny wrap an arm around your throat making your head go back as if to face him painfully. You chocked as this happened and you couldn't move to stop him, you gasped out pain filled before he let your neck go.

   You gasped for air coughing violently as the buffer dude rose to his feet trying to act like he hadn't just crawled to the floor clutching his private.

   "Now I want you too...." he then began spasm in uncontrollably his eye's rolling back causing his accomplice to gap and turn before doing the same.

    You watched h them both fall with a disinterested look before extending your foot out for the main one to hit on the way down as he spasmed.

   "I forget you love to take you own sweet time" you say looking up at your hubbie.

   Joker shrugged "I like to arrive in style pumpkin it's not a crime".

"Well you had me waiting for hours. Days even!" You shouted at him before kicking one of the men in the head still being lifted above ground by Johnny.

   "Forgive your jester would you? I saved your ass didn't i?" He asked with a smirk before looking over at the dresser putting the taser gun down.

   "Oh no" he said mockingly dragging out the 'o' in oh, as he took your lingerie from the top of the dresser.

   "Ask your fans" you say glaring Down at the lead one.

   "You hurt? Becuase that looks like a great hug" Joker said and you glared at him making him laugh madly before stepping on the men's faces in order to be over head and prying johnny's fingers off of you.

   "Hold still gentlemen I'm trying to work here" he said as the men continued to spasm beneath his shoes.

    Joker caught you in his arms before you fell and you winced as he took your shoulder's at his eye's narrowed "your hurt?" He asked you and you smiled sheepishly.

   Then, Joker picked you up into his arm's and lay you back into the bed "I'll be right back, pumpkin" he said and you smiled at him before snuggling into the comforter as he took both men by the collar of their shirts leaving johnny frozen in the middle of the room.

   Frost then came into the room along with three other henchmen who all waved towards you as they exit the room with Johnny in tow.

    After an hour, your nearly asleep when joker comes back covered in blood. He looks at you with a smile as blood runs down the side of his face that's definetly not his own, he rubs his hands together before sighing "Time for a shower".

   You rolled your eye's at him before you get up from bed and you both strip down to nothing on your way to the bathroom. You take notice of the bruising on your arms and your ribs, Joker puts his hand to your waist as he closes the door.

    "Forgive my lateness. I was...provoked by the bats once again" he said before he turned on the hot war.

  You shook your head "It's ok puddin' but, next time try getting there alittle earlier would ya?!"

    Joker chuckled "alittle nutting for you darlin" he said before picking you up and stepping into the steaming tub.