Sasukes a bitter defeated loser
Okayyy this is what I found in my notes... ANYWAYS ONFORYHWARDS WITH RHE STORY!!!
Actually, I need to read the story over again heh, brb.
Cool read it again. Whee
Just throwing it out there, I don't own welcome to hell c: yay *cri*
Also, from last time I wrote this story, I actually took wattpad seriously. NOW HAHAHAHA YOUR IN FOR A RIDE WOOP
Enough chit chat on with the story 👋🏼
WAIT FORGOT TO TELL YOU the (this thingo in the story) means author note, or as I like to call it, the author extra!!! Yaaa ok here the story
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Sunday rolled around. The house was pretty drenched and Jonathan wasn't too pleased with the damage to his mothers Nice New RUG!!!! (My mephi X reader readers, you get this??!!!!)
But luckily, the most vital part, the food storage, was saved. Because food is like, omfg some real good shit. Although, Jonathan only ate sandwiches, so all those Doritos weren't eaten.
Except for that one time sock spread the ultimate cheesiness of Dorito flavouring all over the house. I swear you can still smell it.
Jonathan growled at the thought. Then he chuckled.
That's cos, the dumbass sock managed to make himself a flying nacho (BIIIILLLLL)
Jonathan kicked some of the drenched clothes from the kitchen and made a sandwich. He ate a sandwich. Then he left and out on a shirt that said "I love sandwiches". Then he made himself another sand which. Then he made a whole stack of sandwiches. The the fridge was empty. Then it was full of sabdwhiches. Why the hell did Jonathan do that? Idk. Well if your a sandwhiches fan boi then you gotta do what you gotta do.
Then he went to his room with a sandwich. He quickly kissed the poster of the almighty sandwhich God, then started blasting Valhalla soundbox into his ears (THANKYOU MY LIL SANDWHICH @AnimeBooks13 WHEEE THIS CHAPTERS DEDICATED TO YOU)
Slowly the time ticked by. Soon enough, it was 3:00pm.
Jonathan had been literally lying there staring at the beautiful sandwhich God while blasting his head with music (sounds like me tbh)
He realised "oh sheez gotta go to the shop and buy me some bread" and up he went to go to the shops woot.
*time skip brought to you by the almighty sandwhich god*
(Wait I just realised I've been spelling sandwich wrong this entire chapter DONT KILL ME IM LITERATE I SWEAR)
In the bread aisle, Jonathan threw in a few.... A few hundred different types of bread into his shopping cart, as well as a few thousand flavours of sandwhich filling followed by a couple million types of butter.
As he was deciding whether loreal was worth it or not (his hair is currently filthy asf he needs to be beautiful), a shopping trolley crashed into him, pushing him to the ground and the bottle went flying (huh, guess it was worth it)
"Hey!" Jonathan shouted.
"Crap I'm so sorry... Wait, is that..."
Omgeee its Ali!!! Jonathan's heart skipped a beat.
"OMGGEEEEE I LOVE THE SANDWICH GOD!!" She squealed like a fangirl. Jonathan realised he's still wearing the sandwich shirt (DIDNT SPECIFY WHAT TYPE OF SANDWICH IT WAS, DIDNT I??)
"Uhh, yeah same!!" Jonathan awkwardly said.
Ali was in full fangirl mode. She swung her trolley around in happiness and random people looked at her.
All of a sudden, BAM the trolley crashes and she magically flies into Jonathan's arms.
Jonathan and Ali blushed heaps. Blah blah lemme rephrase that...
As Ali crashed into Jonathan's surprising large but warm arms, they realised how close they were. They awkwardly laughed and blushed. Then they leaned in and.. K SPOILERS YAY
Ali got off Jonathan, and he was screaming for her to be back in his arms on the inside (whoa, what if he screamed on the outside?)
"Heheh, I kinda got carried away right there, sorry" she laughed and rubbed her neck (ANIMEEE STYLE also... SWEAT DROP ANIME STYLE YAY)
"Haha that's all good" Jonathan replied, doing the exact same anime necky sweat thing.
They continued to laugh and talk and eventually the shops had to kick them out (quite literally HAH)
Little did they know, a very jealous and angry sock was watching. No, seriously, Sock took over a child's sock puppet that was left on the street. It looked very angry like oh shiz.
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THATS A WRAP FOR THIS CHAPTER YAY NOW TIME TO THINK OF A CHAPTER NAME. IDK, PUT THE FIRST THING THAT COMES TO MIND!!
Also featuring, deleted scenes!!!
Meph: ugh sock I told you to kill him
Sock: but I can't.. I... I.... I...!
Meph: oh satan just spit it out! (See what I did there???)
Sock: I LOVE DORITO!
Meph: *blushing* uhh, what? I'm a lil too old for u kid
Sock: *blushing* oh mephi I only love you I'll kill me true true love for you my Dorito
Meph: lol k bye
Ok that got real weird real fast BUT IM BORED. Originally, Meph was to threaten sock in hell, only for sock to confess his love for Jonathan. Which lead to... Idk didn't get much further. MIGHT ADD IN NEXT TIME!!!
Chapter is dedicated to the lovely @AnimeBooks13 who actually forced me off my ass to get around to writing my goddam books. Love ya 😂☕️
Welp, better start this other book chapter... Mephi X reader should be up by tomoz
What have I done with my life?
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SEQUEL TO W2H
FanficAfter the short, Sock is still annoying Jonathan. But Jonathan... is in love with the new girl. Sock jealous that Jonathan has destroyed all attention towards him finds himself plotting to murder the girl, and continuing his job at getting Jonathan...
