How to get your slasher killer sempi to notice you

Michael Myers

1. Don't judge him. That will be your death

2. Carve pumpkins with him

3. Tell him you love his mask

4. Clean his knife

5. Watch his movie and call his sister a hoe

6. If he's stressed give him a massage on the shoulders

7. Call him sexy as fuck

8. Catch ghoastface and give him to Michael to beat up

9. Take him trick or treating

10. Hug him from behind. He will be confused nor a few seconds until he figures out its you and he'll hug u back