Police: Where do you live?
Percy: With my mom.
Police: Where does your mom live?
Percy: With me.
Police: Where do you both live?
Percy: Together.
Police: Where is your house?
Percy: Next to my neighbor's.
Police: Where is your neighbor's house?
Percy: If I tell you, you won't believe me.
Police: Tell me.
Percy: Next to my house.
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Dam, We're Laughing Again
Fanfiction{Third installment of the joke books} If you are looking for a way to waste ten seconds of your life with something Percy Jackson related, you're in the right place! A few things to expect? -Jercy -Bromance -Dams -Sarcasm -Hi -Does anyone even read...
