To Percy: Thoughts on the PJO movies?
Percy: No. I just. No. I just don't get why MY fandom gets the worst movies. I'm so worth much more.
Annabeth: "I'm so worth much more."
Percy: ANNABETH SHUT UP I MESS UP MY GRAMMAR WHEN I'M IS EMOTIONAL.
Annabeth: But you know how grammar mistakes bother me.
Percy: I'M CAN'T HELP IT.
Annabeth: ghGhJjJjNjjJ SPEAK CORRECTLY.
Percy: GET MY MOVIES RIGHT.
Annabeth: GET MY HAIR COLOR RIGHT.
Percy: GET OUR AGES RIGHT.
Annabeth: GET YOUR SCHIST TOGETHER.
Percy: Oh my gods.
Percy: Clarisse isn't even in the first one.
Clarisse: WHAT.
Clarisse: *grabs spear*
Percy: CLARISSE, NO.
Clarisse: MAKE WAY LOSERS. I'M ABOUT TO HIT THOSE DIRECTORS SO HARD, THEY'LL THINK I'M PUBERTY.
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Fanfiction{Third installment of the joke books} If you are looking for a way to waste ten seconds of your life with something Percy Jackson related, you're in the right place! A few things to expect? -Jercy -Bromance -Dams -Sarcasm -Hi -Does anyone even read...
