Red Leader x Purple Leader(Reader)

Chapter two:Close to trouble

     After about a week after I got here Tord and I still fight and yell at each other so Edd, Tom and Matt have to break up our little fights. It almost got physical once, Tord was standing in front of the TV just to annoy me. "Tord, move your fat ass from in front of the TV before I move it myself." I say rather nicely so I could get him to move, but he didn't. So, I got up and walked behind him and moved my face to his ear. "BITCH, I SAID MOVE!" Tord jumped and covered his ear and fell to his knees. He looked like he was in pain, and I loved it. Tord reached into his pocket and grabbed his gun and aimed it at my face.
     The colour drained from my face. Edd was coming down the stairs rather quickly. "Is everything okay? I heard y/n yell something. Y/n are you okay?" I gasp and quickly take Tords gun and shove it in my hoodie pocket. Edd walks in the room and sees Tord on the floor covering one ear. "Whoa. Guys! What did I tell you two about fighting?! God, this is getting old..." Edd then walks out of the room. I sigh and hand Tord is gun back. "That was close..." We both said in unison.

     I decide to call my assistant Fera really quickly.

Ring...

Ring...

Ring...

Rin--*click*

"H-Hello master?"

"Yes Fera, it's me."

"Um, master we kinda have a problem...w-we need a-a co-leader to l-lead us while your over in England. Th-The only option is *mumbles*"

"Excuse me who again?"

"*mumbles*"

"Speak up solider!"

"Hange m-master!"

"Hange..."

     Hange is a very skilled in the arts ninja in ninjutsu and kick boxing, has the strength of 10 men, and is a real charmer, but after someone killed his best friend Kazami, he's been mentally unstable, stares at walls and talks to himself and he gets very distracted at times. I tried to help him or set him free from the army, but he just said 'Im fine' or 'I'll make it don't worry about me master'. I couldn't help him, he never self harms or tries to kill himself, but instead he plans out revenge and tries to train on the dojo when everyone's sleeping. He has a very vengeful soul and gets judged on it. He wants to kill Tords army.

"No, he may not be leader. Make Jerry leader, that's an order soldier."

"Y-Yes master. I shall inform Jerry he is temporary leader u-until you come back."

"Great, run along now don't keep him waiting and tell Hange....don't plan any attacks when I'm with Tord or else if I reincarnate into a zombie from Tord shooting me in the ass, I'll ride my tank over his and Tords throats got it?"

"Y-Yes master goodbye..."

"Bye Fera."

*click*

      "Sigh, what a day." I say getting up and stretching. "So, who were you on the phone with?" Tord asks. "None of your business Turd. Anyways, I'll be in the kitchen drinking that strange juice in a pitcher I found in the fridge today." Tords eyes follow me then they suddenly widen. "Y-Y/n, hey um why not drink some water instead?" She just ignores me and opens up the fridge door grabbing Toms Smirnoff in a pitcher. Oh shit, y/n's gonna be drunk and once Tom finds out that half of his drink is gone he's gonna come straight to me. WHAT IDIOT KEEPS SMIRNOFF IN A GLASS PITCHER THAT YOU PUT TEA AND JUICE IN!!?

Tords POV
"Y/n don't drink so much of that stuff okay?"

Y/n just does the exact opposite and downs the whole thing. I don't know if I should laugh or cry. I facepalmed as she just downs the stuff like its water. As soon as she was done she looks at me and smiles.

"What about me not supposed to drink it all?"

I tried to hold in my laugh, but failed. I go full on belly laugh and fall to my knees. Y/n just looks at me and frowns.

Your POV

"Pfffft, you just drank a gallon of Smirnoff!"

Tord says wheezing. My face drains colour.

"I-I drank a gallon of TOMS Smirnoff?"

Tord just nods. Well, I'm gonna get be today.