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Divy: *seaches vag video 4 women's health and wellness* does any of this look familiar?
Me: yea i does look familiar but not what were looking for.

*to divy* *kat pruposes* Divy: why is kat doing this? T should be proposing

Jeff: *doesnt like flying* "so i was googling (click click)
#JdaddyTV

Me: This boy makes my heart palpitations irregular

Divy: HOLY FUCKER NUGGETS

Platnum maknae

Soaiba: She dead

Cc:Show the haters by hating yourself more

Divy: Stop talking about my man and his fuck stick

Me: *hwarang spoilers* they better be sleeping together, cuz that boi is not dead!

*in basketball game* jeff: darbbies playing fucking football over here

Divy: WHAT THE FUCK PIE DUCK CARPET SUC ON MY PEE STICK IS HAPPENIBG

Rapmon: i'm a grape

*cc skips threw my snap* cc " ohh filter" me "you need to filter your negativity"

T *trying to guess 7 nations* Dark horse.
 Divy : thats a katy perry song!

Rabbit: ive never scene tolet paper mateing before

Me: 🎵oh happy day, happy day, my sin won't wash away! Oh, happy day~🎵

Divy: 25+4=-25

Taylor: Gods heavenly period

Cc: *cake gets shot* The cake was my favourite character, didnt even get character development

Attay: i got steak juice on my foot

Attay: *dab dab* "Ha Ha" "you have a weird cat"

Cc: *waddles to feed puppers steak*
Me:can you not walk like that?

Me:*plays game as thor* "im like Bino from toopy and bino, im too cool for a voice.
Cc: did you just compare Thor to Bino?

Plays game*wooded shuffleboard type thing*: me: get almost 20(so 15). Jeff:(Starts hyping/big talk) You activated my trap card!*aims* *shoots* *misses*

Cc"l will steal kas id and not wear my glasses. I wount be able to see you tho"

Divy: i produced a feather

*divy being really weird* me: Jesus fuck, she's off her meds

Me:how do you spell Mistle?
Divy: W~

Beans: Dip-shit park so close

Cc:We are listening to korean music in a teepee!
 Soaiba:what culture

Divy:we had a big vocal orgy

Divy: "I'm an anus send me to Harvard"

Attay: One of the stupid dogs threw up on my shoes. How do I clean them?
Jeff: Dish washer
Attay: What?
Cc: Do the dishes while you're at it lol
Attay: Do I actually put them in the dishwasher?
Chilton: i would wash then by hand, but i do use dish soap
Attay: That's what I was thinking
Jeff: Upside down in the dish washer, hang by the toe for a few days, Hopefully the glue doesn't let go, You can do baseball caps in the dishwasher too

Cc: Get this lying out of my face

Cc: Don't count your cows before they hatch

Cc: "I found a girl that actually sounds like a girl"

Attay: Like, oh my gawwwwwwwd

Me: I see ideas flowing in your face

Soaiba *reads container* "stinky pig.~ hum looks like divy"

Beans: do my friends like me? *to magic 8 ball*
Ball: my sources say no
Me: so like wikipedia?

Briol: Texas bread is thick ass bread. *pausese and realizes what he said*

Me: APPA FUCK ME UP JEUSS CHRIST SHIT IN A CHATOLIC CHURCH SPUING WINE AND CHUCKING BREAD AND FISH AT PEOPLE SAVE ME FROM THIS MAN!!!!

*drivong back from BBBS* *Lady pushing a stroller* "is that a tail?" "OMG there is a cat in the stroller" "wtf" "shes in the midddle of the street pushing a cat in a stroller...." "winnipeg...."

Beans:Parkohbum

Divy: if we could travel back in time back to when we were eggs

Divy:EH, TUNA!

Beans: Trig, the triangles are triggered *laughes*

Divy: And who the fuck let him. Why is big hit letting Jimi be a pornstar on stage. That's mine and no one needs to see that. I swear if he don't cut that shit out— BREAKING NEWS CRAZY BITCH LET LOOSE IN THE STREETS OF SEOUL LOOKING FOR PARK JIMIN, HIDE YOUR KIDS HIDE YOUR WIFE AND HIDE YOUR TEENAGE FANGIRLS BECAUSE SHE GONE TUNNNNNNAAAAAAA ON OUR ASSES.

Divy: (in a texas accent) alright bitches

Cc:that moment when ur indian but a different kind of indian

Briol: thats so right sock to answer like that~

Divy: My sister has to confirm with everyone else but fret not jessica will be picked up and dropped off
Mom: I'm not fretting, I drink too much to fret

Tanver: gottaa hold it back with that dinky lil bitch

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⏰ Last updated: Mar 20, 2017 ⏰

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