Quite a hefty dance there, Nosferatu.

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-one week later-

Storming into the living area of the bus, I slammed the empty box of 13 containers onto the table that everyone was crowded around, making them all jump. 'oh shit' I heard my sister mumble from her seat on Matt's lap when she spotted the empty Oreo packages. Everybody was staring at me with bewildered expressions while I glared at them.

Zacky was the first to speak. "Uh, what's up Moe?" he asked shakily.

My eyes shot to his, I was nearly seeing red. "Who the FUCK ate my goddamned Oreo's? I will fucking break your kneecaps and slap your children." I angrily spoke through tightly gritted teeth. I looked their faces over once more, when I noticed Johnny, Brian, and Jimmy's faces were drained of all colour. I intensely stared them down. "Anything you three would like to say to me? Anything at all you fuckers?!" Johnny shrunk back into his seat, Brian's eyes were downcast onto his hands on the table as if they were the most interesting things in the universe, and then there was Jimmy. My dear James was frozen, staring at me wide eyed with his mouth agape.

"Yall fucked up big time," Freya muttered under her breath, but loud enough for everyone to hear. ignoring her, I kept my attention focused on the three perpetrators. If looks could kill, they'd be dead right now.

"L-look, Moe, we're sor-" Brian stuttered but I cut him off.

"Do you want to die today, Brian Elwin Haner Jr.?!" I narrowed my eyes when he gulped and shook his head vigorously. "Jonathon, James; what about you two, hmm?" they also shook their heads in the same fashion as Brian and shifted unconfortably in their seats. "Didn't think so. Well then who the hell was the ringleader in this little charade, huh?" They all frantically pointed at each other, and I had to stifle a giggle and keep my composure at their childish actions. I forced a grimace upon my face.  "Since nobody wants to fess up, it appears as all three of you fartknockers is going to be punished." I stated and spun on my heel, heading to the room at the back of the bus that my sister and I shared. I should probably explain why we were on the bus the guys suggested that we travel on the bus with them instead of wasting gas and money on hotels at every stop.

I grabbed my laptop and plopped down onto the bed after I removed my pants. I logged onto facebook and was deeply focused on level 64 of Farm Heroes Saga when an instant message popped up in the bottom right corner of my web browser.

Abi: hey babes, wanna Skype?

Imogen: yeah just gimme a minute.

I pulled up Skype and video called her. Her face popped up, smiling until she noticed the angered expression on my face.

"hey llama, what's u- what happened? why do you have that look on your face, who do I need to murder!?"

Giggling at her New York accent, I shook my head and sighed.

"nah, a certain three people I thought I could trust took one of my most prized possessions."

"ohhhhh no, did they eat your OREOS?!"

Opening the window slightly after I lit my cigarette I nodded.

"and the worst part is they didn't have the decency to fess up either. honestly I found it pretty funny now that I think about it, they all looked so frightened when I confronted them. I'm gonna let them sweat it a bit though." 

She grinned and shook her finger at me. 

"Gen, you do get pretty vicious when it comes to them damn oreos, honey. I'd be scared too. remember the time when Dillon snatched one right out of your hand as it was about to go into your mouth?  you almost chewed his hand off!"

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