My conversation with Cat this morning
C: Awww your gonna be a dad
F: I know right I've been looking at a few things and obviously Will doesn't have boobs so there are different brands of milk but as a woman what brand would you suggest as being close to breast milk ?
C:-looks at him- Try Cow & Gate I had to eat some as a dare and it was quite nice
F: What about teething gel?
C: The baby isn't even born yet chill out. What helps the baby ?
F: Harry said sex
C: -spits toast out - Ew your gonna have sex while he's got a big bump
F: That kinda sounds sexy. It's not like you don't want kids
C: There's a difference because 1.Me and Niall have only just starting thinking 2.You and Faben are sex rabbits 3.I'm a virgin your bloody far from it
F: Poor rabbits ......What about dummies ?
C: They give you a gap in your teeth when your older
F: Really!?
C: I had to have braces because of dummies
F: Your a dummy -laughs-
C: -puts middle finger up- suck that you retard
F: Sorry sis I only suck Will
C: -spits toast onto his plate- Disgusting really disgusting
