It was a boring day at the ADA.Atsushi was talking with Kyouka,The Tanizaki siblings were "messing around" as always,Ranpo was digging down on some candy while reading one of Poe's new mysteries and Kunikida,of course,was writing down on his ideal...and who is left?Oh right,Osamu Dazai.Dazai was sitting on the couch humming his suicide song while looking at the window.He had no work to do,nowhere to go,no one to annoy...he could just stay there and hum to himself his beautiful song.
"Hmmmmm what else can i do?"thought Dazai to himself."Everyone is busy...except...hmmm" and yet again the devilish grin on his face appeared.Seems like there is nothing better for him to do than that right?Well another thing is annoying his one and only miniature human hatstand.
Dazai flies of the couch,grabbed his phone and decided to sit on his desk.Why?Just an inspirational spot maybe.Right after that he opened his text messages to text to Chuuya.And so it began...
Ciao Chuuya!Come stai amore mio?~
Right after texting this,he then waited for a response while playing with his chocolate hair in boredom.
•Chuuya•
Our little hinger had just woke up from what could be a text message.
"Hnnnnghh....who the fuck is it at this hour?"his face literally took a turn when he found out who it was.
"Dude has nothing better to do than be a pain in my a-what?....Italian?Why would he text in another language?"
Chuuya decided to reply not knowing what Dazai had instore for him.
C:The hell?
D:Ah!Ti ho forse annoiato piccolo?
C:PICCOLO!?DID YOU JUST CALL ME LITTLE YOU PIECE OF TRASH?!
D:Oh my someone actually does know more than one language i thought you were more of an ignorant ~
C:Go kill yourself
D:And leave you on read?Oh i would never <3
Yup as Chuuya as thought,this maniac was bored but now he had to play him back.If this is a language off he HAD to win it. "You wanna play this game Osamu?Get ready to lose hard"
C: Δεν εχεις κατι καλητερο να κανεις?(you have nothing better to do?)
D:well someone found out my game didn't they?Sneaky Hatrat
C:You asked for it now get ready to lose hard fucker
D:are you talking to yourself LOSER?~
C:Stfu
D:Sore wa itai yo(that hurt)
C: Sore wa watashi o egao ni sa seru(that makes me smile)
D:oh you went there didn't you?
C:what?Can't handle the fact you lost?
D: de nuevo, ¿estás hablando de ti?(again,are you talking about yourself?)
C:runnin out of insults bandage waste?
D:No I don't wanna waste good ones with fashion retards like you
C:FUCK YOU
D:hey chuuya
C:what?
D:heyhey
C:what
D:heyheyheyheychuuchuutrain
C:i swear i will block you with no hesitation
D: Je t'aime Chuuya de tout mon coeur :) (I love you Chuuya with all my heart)
Reading this Chuuya dropped his phone and covered his pretty pale,now flustered face.He knew what that meant and love it with all his heart,adored it when Dazai said it to him.Sure he had heard it from the brunette many many times since they first started dating...but Dazai always made it feel like it was new and special.Thus the game now had a winner.Osamu Dazai had won not only the game but also Nakahara Chuuya's heart again,like he always had and maybe always will.
D:So did i win?~
C:u cheated
D:it's not my fault you love me ;)
C:sure it isn't little fucker
D: ):Why do you call me that boo boo?
C:call me boo boo one more time i'll come there and beat your sorry ass
D:wow i am intimidated
C:...hey Dazai
D:yes sugar?~
C: je t'aime aussi idiot (i love you too idiot)
D:i know you do chuuya,i know you do
•so this is what i came up with ,just smth short since it's Valentines Day yay!hope you like and that my translation is correct if not tell me and i will correct it !^^ Hope you like this and Happy Valentines Day!•
