A One Direction SMUT

Chap 2

Louis' POV

After Zayn and I had smexy-time, Harry and I went back to my place. "LEWIS I MISSED YOU WHERE IS MY STARBUCKS?!1!" Elebeard shouted when we arrived at my place. "Elkanor I thought I told you to get out! You don't live here!" I shout at her. She starts to cry starbucks. "BUT I THOUGHT WE WAS IN LOVE! 1!" She says through tears. I roll my eyes and say. "BITCH YOU GUESSED IT! WOO! YOU WAS WRONG! " she starts to cry and jumps out the window. Thank the gay gods she's gone. I turn around.  Harry was there a few minutes ago. I shrug, he must be having sex with my parents again. (I can hear the moans)

I decide to leave them alone, and go to Liam's house. When I get there I see Simon in only a sparkly pink thong.  He looks so sexy. I always had a crush on him. I decide to suprise him while he ties his nonexistent shoes. I slowly take my dingdong out and jam it into him. Simon gasps. "Its a pleasure Louis." He whipsers, and moans at the same time. How did he know it was me? "I know that sausage anywhere. I sometimes play with it when you fall asleep in my office." He says.  Simon can read minds,  and not alot of people know that. I blush and continue to pound into him. We reach our climax soon, and I pull out. There's blood E VERY WHERE.  I scream and run away.