A One Direction SMUT

Chap 1

 Harry's POV

  Louis and I went to a liquor store in La, after a concert. Louis grabbed two bottles of alcohol, named 'This tastes like shit'. Mmm sounds delicious. We walked up to the counter with the bottles, and paid for it. As soon as we got onto my motorcycle,  we started drinking the alcohol that tasted like shit. "Thiiisss taastes like shhhii-" I slur before crashing into a random brick wall.

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I woke up in a big bed, I knew wasn't me and Louis'. I look around and hear ehat sounds like buttsex. I get up and walk to the kitchen. The sound of skin against skin getting closer. My leg hurts a little but, I can't remember why. "FAAK YAASS ZEN UR KINGKONG FEELS SOO GOOD IN MA BOOTYHOLE! 1!" What the fuck! Zayn and Louis are woohooing on Zayn's kitchen counter. I walk up to them, furious. I proceed to pimp slap Zayn. "OW! IM SORRY MAAAATTE ITS DA WEED!" Zayn pleads, looking at me with red eyes. Louis also looks at me with red eyes. "HAVE YOU GUYS BEEN SMOKING AGAIN?!" I yell.Louis stares at me and says "Chikin n chilli pew! Pew pew!". I start to cry. "That was beautiful Louis." I whisper.