;3 Okaaaaay~ maybe she's just getting ready to massage his-
Random dude: DICK!!!
Me: FUCK OFF MR.DERP!!! >:(
*clears throat*as I was saying.. She's about to massage-
Dude again:
THAT D-
Me: *hits dude with bat* YOUR NOT INTERRUPTING ME AGAIN!!! >:0
She's about to massage his kneecaps!!!....
*that moment when we all know that's a damn lie*
