Sarcasm - Part III - Damon & Stefan

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In the cemetary after a very starving Damon burns the bodies
He calls Stefan

Stefan : Hello ?

Damon : Where is my ring ?

Stefan : Where are you?

Damon : I am at the sizzler, I got the buffet. Where's my ring?

Stefan : Don't have it. Where are you? What have you done?

Damon : No what have you done? You are the one that locked me in the basement and starved me, so whatever I've done, whoever I've sucked dry is on you, buddy.

Stefan : You are being careless. How many more animal attacks is this town gonna believe, huh?

Damon : I know how to cover my tracks, Stefan. Where is my ring?

Stefan : I gave it to Zach to hide.

Damon : ...Ah u almost got me. Where is it?

Stefan : I'll get it back, I need time.

Damon : What, did you FedEx it to Rome ?! Where is it? I want my ring, Stefan, or my next stop's Elena's.

((I enjoyed when Stefan kept Damon on his knees)) ;)

After hours-

Damon : Where are you Stefan? I am trapped at the house and I'm really getting bored and imparient and I don't do bored and impatient. Bring me my ring damnit.


I love his choice of words XD

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