Cast in Order of Appearance
Stan Pines: DisneyFaller
TV Announcer: warriors010
Soos/Zeus: warriors010
Bud Gleeful: warriors010
Actor on TV: warriors010
Dipper Pines: warriors010
Mabel Pines: DisneyFaller
Old Woman 1: DisneyFaller
Cat: DisneyFaller
Blubs: DisneyFaller
Waiter: DisneyFaller
Big Burd: DisneyFaller
Chef: warriors010
Woman: warriors010
Tyler Cutebiker: warriors010
Old Woman 2: warriors010
Doctor: warriors010
McGucket: DisneyFaller
Toby: DisneyFaller
Wendy: DisneyFaller
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Stan: And for tonight's illusion...we have the sack of nothing. *mutters* just like my life *coughs* aNYWAYS...you put your money inside the sack and it disappears!!! *mutters* just like something I knew did *coughs* sO HOW BOUT IT??
*people murmur and smile as they lose their minds and toss their cash in the bag lol*
*cut to dipper and Mabel and Soos watching public tv*
TV announcer: The large animal of prey that happens to live in the jungle was badly injured in the seventh World War...but we repaired him with an ankle!
*everyone cheers and Dipper mentions how lame the show was and the tiger falls over*
TV announcer: Large-animal-of-prey-that-happens-to-live-in-the-jungle Ankle! will be right back after these messages.
Soos: Hey, it's that commercial I keep obsessing over and tell you guys about 24/7!
Bud, voice-over: Are your days really bad? Like, forced to get up at 5am for work and school, bad?
Actor: *sobbing* Absolutely!
Bud: Then head on down to Comic Con to meet... *whispers* Gideon.
Dipper: *repeats the exact same thing what are you doing Dipper haha* Gideon?
Mabel: *hurtfully* What makes him so special that he can go to comic con and we can't?!
Bud, still voice-over: He bought his way in. And he can read peoples' minds to see what poor fan fiction decisions they've been making.
Mabel: *tilts her head like a doggo* Whattt?
Bud: So don't waste your time with this guy who's always in the bathroom.
*cut to a video of Stan getting out of the outhouse and shaking his foot with toilet paper and lowkey roaring being stamped with the words 'BOUGHT ALL HIS INSTAGRAM FOLLOWERS'*
Bud: Learn about yesterday today at Gideon's swamp in Comic Con. *speeding through subtext for the end of the commercial* Stanactuallyprobablydidn'tbuyallhisInstagramfollowers,IdidbutitwasillegalsoIthrewStan,quiteliterally,underthebus.
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