You walked along the battered dirt road leading up to the mountain you were going to spend your vacation on. It was blistering hot, almost 100°, so you hoped the inside of the cave was cooler. It was bad enough that your dark brown hair soaked up all the heat front the sun. You sent out your Umbreon, Twilight, and told it to use Flash once you got inside the cave.
"Umbrr.....eonn..." it said.
"LIGHTEN up, Twilight! It can't be too scary..." you said. But Twi could tell you were nervous. You always cracked puns when you were nervous. You were so scared that you were shaking and making terrible puns, so you tried to calm down but you couldn't. You couldn't help wondering if anything would jump out and attack you, considering you were in a dark cave with limited light. To pass the time, you made camp and sent out your Flareon to keep you warm as you tried to sleep...
Until you felt a presence behind you...