Wife: Clarke... Pls don't be mad
Husband: What did you do?
Wife: So...... You know how I was supposed to take Daveed and Angelika to get a pet fish
Husband: Yes.....
Husand: I swear to God, if you bring home anything other than an aquatic animal, I'm going too shoot you
Wife: We named him fish
Wife: (Sends photo of a fluffy puppy)
Husband: I cannot believe you let our children name their first dog Fish
Wife: I think it's cute
Husband: I also cannot believe you bought our children a dog after going to the store with the intent of purchasing one fucking goldfish.
Husband: Wow, so now you stop replying.
Husband: Fine.
Husband: Fish better be the goddamn fluffiest dog in the world.
