"My wife was dying. I was by her bedside. She said in a tired voice, "There's something I need to confess." "Shhh" I said, "there's nothing to confess. Everything's fine." "No I must die in peace. I had s*x with your brother, your best friend, his best friend, and your father!" "I know," I whispered. "That's why I poisoned you, now close your eyes!!""
