You will seriously regret ever clicking on this story. Starting now.
IF THIS WORK GETS PLAGIARIZED, PLEASE SEND ME THE LINK AND I WILL REPORT IT SO IT CAN BE DELETED!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Things Cha Hakyeon Is Not Allowed To Do (ft. Leo and Hongbin):
1. Attempt to kiss Leo at ungodly hours in the night (I will knock your teeth out. ~ Leo)
2. I am not Leo's wife (I will end you. ~ Leo)
3. Ken, Ravi, Hongbin and Hyuk are not my kids despite what the fandom says
4. Hyuk is 22 years old, he is not my baby
5. Smacking the kids for calling me short is warranted but is not allowed
6. "Was it hot?" is not appropriate to ask any of the members if they talk about their love lives
7. Stop asking Ravi to feature me in his mixtape or solo album
8. Feeding Hyuk baby food is not allowed
9. I am not Korea's Jay-Z, I need to stop lying to myself
10. Dancing to Sunmi's 24 Hours at midnight is prohibited and will scar the maknae line forever
11. Telling Hongbin he is a meme is not nice (I am the visual. ~ Hongbin)
12. Wearing insoles to prove that I'm taller than Hyuk is not allowed
13. Stop trying to prove that I'm taller than 180
14. Don't fight with anti fans online, no matter how hurtful the message is
15. Hugging Leo while he's cutting the vegetables is not allowed (This knife will end up in your stomach ~ Leo)
16. Hugging any of the members while they're composing or practicing lyrics is not allowed either
17. Even though Ravi is rich from his successful mixtape and solo album, he is not a walking wallet and I am not allowed to borrow money from him
18. Getting drunk is prohibited
19. Leaders need to be responsible, if I act immaturely, Papa Hwang will make Ken the leader
YOU ARE READING
Things VIXX Are Not Allowed To Do | VIXX
SonstigesThings VIXX Are Not Allowed To Do is basically 6 lists of what our 5 year olds are not allowed to do. Based off of Things BTS Are Not Allowed To Do by Jeenius_The_Dork on AO3. Thanks for 3k+ views!