"Why did you show up to school in a dress?"
"Because I wanted to."
"But... why?"
"Why do you always show up in flannel?"
"Because I'm a sexy lesbian lumberjack, duh"
"Oh, of course. I must have forgotten. My apologies."
"I sense sarcasm."
"You really are a true genius."
a.n.
Any of you guys understand the sexy lesbian lumberjack bit?
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Dresses
Short Story"This suit would look great on you." "I don't think suits are really for me."
