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fic where hoseok insults yoongi's favorite show even though hoseok's never seen it

BECAUSE I ALWAYS SAY GILMORE GIRLS IS DUMB

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BDJDBD

hoseok: okay but friends is stupid

yoongi: OKAY BUT YOUVE NEVER SEEN IT

hoseok: STOP YELLING AT ME

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then yoongi makes them have a marathon

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at the very end,

hoseok: it's actually not that bad

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yoongi: see you fucking idiot

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hoseok: don't call me an idiot, you idiot

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yoongi: okay dingus

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hoseok: IM NOT A DINGUS

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yoongi: prove it

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hoseok: i came here to have a good time and i honestly feel so attacked right now

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yoongi *mumbling*: shouldn't have called it stupid

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hoseok: what did you say to me

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yoongi: no👌thi👌ng👌 at👌all👌

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hoseok: no i think you said something 👀

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yoongi: nope i don't think so

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hoseok: my ears detected sound

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yoongi: i have neighbors

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hoseok: what are you suggesting

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yoongi: UH

yoongi: no👌th👌ing👌👌👌👌👌👌

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hoseok: no i think you were suggesting something

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yoongi: like what

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hoseok: maybe i should ask your neighbors why they're so noisy

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yoongi: yes okay

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hoseok: i'll also say that you are a LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE

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yoongi: they are really loud tho :0 we should get back at them

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hoseok: what are we going to do

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yoongi: major winking

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hoseok: still oblivious

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yoongi: >:0

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hoseok: ???

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yoongi: disappointed

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hoseok: lol what if we just screamed or sang a really loud song

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yoongi: hmmm okay

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hoseok: sings "i was able to eat well" passionately 

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yoongi: 1000% not into it

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hoseok: SING LOUDER

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yoongi: raises his tone from 15% to 17%

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hoseok: stops singing abruptly

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yoongi: what

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hoseok: is there something else you had in mind to get revenge on your neighbors

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yoongi: who knows ☕️☕️

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hoseok: i feel like there were was something you wanted to do

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yoongi: 

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hoseok: confused but suspicious

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yoongi: gives up and kicks hoseok out of his house

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hoseok: still very confused

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yoongi: :D

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hoseok: calls yoongi and asks him to get mcdonald's with him

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yoongi: why

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hoseok: idk i just want mcdonald's

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yoongi: then get your greasy fries