strawberry milk

ㅏ

janice:

fic where seokjin convinces the rest of bts to believe in a broccoli god

markie:

seokjin tapes broccoli to himself

because hes a god

janice:

taehyung: SEOKJIN ARE YOU THE BROCCOLI GOD

markie:

yoongi: facepals

FACESPALMS

janice:

lmAo

jungkook steals the broccoli from the fridge and sticks it on top of a huge stick and says he's the broccoli god

markie:

yoongi decides to lock himself in a closet andjungkook starts throwing broccoli at the door

janice:

taehyung is picking up all of the broccoli on the floor

markie:

& cooking it

janice:

at the end of the week, taehyung is so sick of broccoli

markie:

yoongi is still in the closet, surviving off broccoli that somehow git in there

janice:

namjoon is secretly giving him granola bars

markie:

jungkook made a throne

janice:

seokjin is sad because he was the original broccoli god

markie:

jungkook doesn't care and makes jimin his broccoli farmer

janice:

jimin labors every day to get broccoli for jungkook

markie:

day 8: yoongi feels like killing himself with the sweatshirt in tge closet

janice:

on day eight, they all wage war on each other and have a broccoli fight

markie:

hoseok and namjoon attempt to get yoongi out of the closet so they can destroy jungkooks throne

janice:

taehyung starts taking some broccoli and eating it

seokjin is highly angery because he was the original broccoli god

markie:

jungkook orders jimin to kill seokjin

janice:

jimin is tired from broccoli harvesting

markie:

yoongi spends another night in the closet

janice:

on day nine, jimin sleeps

hoseok wields a carrot

markie:

jungkook sticks a carrot up jimins ass

janice:

seokjin's screeching distracts jungkook and yoongi escapes from the closet

markie:

yoongi goes outside and feels like hes reached enlightenment

janice:

case closed: yoongi was the actual broccoli god

markie:

jungkook and seokjin cry together

janice:

mint!yoongi makes a comeback

markie:

jungkook and seokjin become his slaves, and jimin is PLATONICALLY married to yoongi

janice:

hoseok becomes the advisor

markie:

namjoon and hoseok are cool because they helped yoongi escape

janice:

yes

taehyung is literally just there

markie:

i feel like taehyung is the joker

janice:

you mean the jester

markie:

sure

janice:

lol

markie:

lolzor xD

janice:

ecks di