The Day in the Life of a Coffee Bean

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Coffee Bean Cleetus what they call me bronco, im an cowboy, wake up erryday within the new bugati. errybody wanna a peice-a- coffee bean cleetus. anywai yall leme tell yall but mai day.

 

Like I said u poppers, woke up in a bean sized bugatti that i drive around and pick up bitchz with. i fuck em til we semenate coffee than humans drink it, fools. however, its way more intense then that.

i live a rough life, my mama is old, so nobody loves her, so i have to help her make coffee

*shutters*

mai girlfriend shaniqua likes to make the boom booms with ma dangalang, sometimes i run dry at the end of the day. my arch enemy, Miguel, tries to burn me everyday, so im constantly avoidin mah death. my other friend Kurt, thinks he can draw, idiot can barely draw a coffee bean. and then this utter person named mikzthepenis likes to masturbate to generate his own coffee, he is scared of "cooties". pussy.

well dat be all youngins, cya later.

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⏰ Last updated: Feb 16, 2014 ⏰

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