When the waffle reached the first city(Manchester) it flattened it because it hated Manchester because it had a crap footy team.
Suddenly the internet stood in front of the waffle.
The fight took precisely 9762563 years, 11 months, 17 hours, 45 minutes, 12 seconds and 23 milliseconds.
It was VERY interesting.
The waffle lost.
The End.
