29.RA RA RASPUTIN RUSSIA'S GREATEST LOVE MACHINE

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by HHHona

by HHHona

NOT PROOF READ*

Still Sasha's pov

"Maybe i could make my lips pink too!" Brianna yelled bringing the spray can dangerously to her mouth.
"NO BRIANNA!"
I started sprinting towards her.
"Nyeeeeeh!"
"NO GOAT NO!!" THE GOAT TRIPPED ME!
I watched in horror as Brianna sprayed her entire face with 'makeup' (according to her).
"Pffffffffffffft" I heard Yuri say in the background.
I heard another "pfffffffft" this time from y/n.
I looked back and wasn't shocked.
Just what I thought
Y/n was laughing and Yurio was trying not to laugh.
Then
One of the worse sounds ever ringed through my ears.
"Sashaaaa! It burns! It burns!"
I quickly ran to her and scooped her up.
I ran all the way to the local toilet to splash her face with water (from the sink (͡° ʖ ͡°))
The sink was to tall for her so I had to hold her while washing her face.
Big.
Mistake.

"Yaaaaaaah!"
"WHAT? WHAT HAPPENED?" I started panicking.
"You dropped me!" I stared at the sink to see a wet purple Brianna.
"I don't want to be purple anymore!" She crossed her arms angrily.
I heard the door to the bathroom open.
No nonnononononooo not today.
Grabbing Brianna rather harshly I got in one of the random stalls.
She looked at me.I quickly mouthed to her *'be quiet'*
"Omlette?" I quickly covered her mouth.
"Ewwww why is it purple??" A basic girl kinda voice yelled.
The spray is still in the sink....

~meanwhile~

Different POV

Yurio was crying..
and so were you.

"WELL MAYBE I ACTUALLY CARED!"
"WELL THEN CLEARLY NOT SINCE YOU DITCHED ME"
"WELL I'M SORRY!"
"WELL I'M SORRY TOO"
"OK BUT STOP YELLING AT ME HAG"
"EXCUSE YOU I'M NOT A HAG! YOU LOOK LIKE A USED MOP( I think that's what's it's called)"
"AND... YOUR PIEROGI SUCK!"
( idk how to spell it but trust me those are lies they taste great 👌)
":00000 YOU CROSSED THE LINE"
(A certain... Reference 🔪 (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
"AND - AND YOU'RE A POOPY PANTS!"
I'm so sorry for all these references...😂
":000 AT LEAST I DON'T HAVE WRINKLES UNLIKE YOU!!"
The rest of the hour you spent bickering you totally forgot about Sasha,Brianna,Jim Bob (goat,) and akira

I'm so sorry! I was supposed to update a couple days ago but I got distracted 😅