I've been waking up an hour earlier just to research bad Christmas pick-up lines and to call Chase. He claims that "if you want to get the girl, let out your inner girl". And according to the very reliable source - WikiHow - in order to seem like a girl, you constantly text and call your friends to fill them with whatever is going on with you and your crush.
I, Conner Peterson, have reached the lowest point of my life to where I'm taking advice from Chase. That advice being to act like a girl.
Damn but love you Jade.
HOE NUMERO UNO | cHaSeRaSe
6:14 AM | You:
Todays the day
6:15 AM | cHaSeRaSe:
go gettem cunter
6:15 AM | You:
i hate you so much
6:16 AM | cHaSeRaSe:
but like u love me more than Jade so like (:
6:17 AM | You:
bros before females
6:17 AM | cHaSeRaSe:
aLRIGHT THEN
6:18 AM | You:
give me a christmas pick up line
6:20 AM | cHaSeRaSe:
will u be my ho-ho-ho?
6:21 AM | You:
im practically swooning over u ofc
6:21 AM | cHaSeRaSe:
stop talking to me and go wake up sleeping booty
6:25 AM | You:
im trying my best not to drive over and slap you
6:26 AM | cHaSeRaSe:
you gotta update in the group chat
6:27 AM| You:
fine
****
FOEQUEENS | You, cHaSeRaSe, Hunter, Blockake
6:30 AM | You:
gUyS I ONLY HAVE HALF AN HOUR UNTIL I HAVE TO WAKE HER Up
6:31 AM | Hunter:
its so funny seeing you gush over a girl
6:31 AM | Blockake:
little cunter is growing all up
6:32 AM | cHaSeRaSe:
cunter is hunter x conner
6:32 AM | Blockake:
holllllllly
6:33 AM | Hunter:
too bad my #1 tru love is swooning over someone else :((
6:34 AM | You:
sorry boo we just don't work out :(
6:35 AM | Blockake:
man conner thats low its pilates over hotties
6:35 AM | cHaSeRaSe:
you are just begging to be murdered
6:36 AM | You:
lol please
6:36 AM | Hunter:
am i still gonna be invited to #jonners wedding thO
Cunner has left the chat.
*****
Just when I plopped back onto the bed to stare at the ceiling above, Jade burst into my room with a huge grin. That also seems to be the time my heart rate drastically picked up.
Maybe I am a girl. Does that make me lesbian? No duh.
"Conner," she drawled and plopped onto the bed right next to me. Her hair was thrown into a loose french braid, she wore a plain, long white shirt, light-washed jeans, and a vibrant infinity scarf that helped her lips pop out even more.
I slightly turned my head so that our eyes were meeting each others. She curled up next to me and laid her head on my stomach. "You make a crappy pillow."
"Can't help that I'm so toned," she snorted at my comment but kept her head on my stomach. "Oh yeah, pick-up line."
Eagerly, she shot up and looked at me with a goofy smile. "Shoot one."
"Will you be my ho-ho-ho?" I wiggled my eyebrows. A slight chuckle escaped her lips.
"Maybe," she placed a kiss on my cheek, which I'm pretty sure left a mark, and waltzed out of the room.
AUTHORS NOTE
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sorry for such a short chapter, I wanted to get one out in Conners POV but I couldn't write that much in a guys perspective tbh.
anyway, can we just take a moment for each and every one of you?
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