Pokémon Truth Or Dare! {ON HOLD}

Poké Date & Ikari Kiss Torture

Look guys... I'm sorry for not updating as fast as everyone else... but I have internet issues at home (believe it or not) and I prefer to type up these chapters when I'm offline with the app on my super old phone (and by that, I mean that this is a Motorola of some sort)... So, that means that I'm too lazy to check who dared today's dares. (I remember the dares, but not the peps). So... I'm sorry for not giving you credit for these dares if you're the ones that dared them... So... yeah... I'm sorry... :(

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Teari: Okay! So today, we're focusing on Poké & IkariShipping everyone!

Everyone: Uggh

Misty: Alright, so what torture have you set up for us today?

Teari: Actually... it's Dawn and Paul that have the torture today.

Dawn: Oh, well that's just great. What is it?

Teari: That you have to be kissed by Kenny—

Dawn: Oh no!

Teari: Wait! I'm not done yet! And Paul—

Lunala: Has to be kissed by Barry!

Teari: Can people stop interrupting me!

Lunala: No.

Paul: This is f**ked up. I'm not gay.

Teari: Well too bad.

Dawn: This is terrible! I can't have my first kiss from my childhood friend.

Lunala: Yes you can! PenguinShipping for the win!

Teari: Lunala, this is an IkariShipping Truth or Dare book.

Lunala: I know, but Wynaut have some PenguinShipping? *gasp* The Author isn't against PenguinShipping, is she!?

The Author: I have been summoned.

Lunala: ARE YOU AGAINST PENGUINSHIPPING!!?!

The Author: Okay, I'm going to be honest here... I haven't seen anything past Season 4, except for 1 and 1/2 to 2 Seasons of Unova...

Everyone: 0_0

Lunala: But you're a ContestShipper... a-and you hate Serena...

The Author: I know... *sigh*

The Author: The only reason why I ship Contest and Ikari is from stories on Wattpad...

The Author: But I have seen the following Pokémon Movies (as of 3/22/2017):
-Pokémon 3: The Movie - Spell of Unown
-Pokémon 4EVER - Celebi: Voice of the Forest
-Pokémon Heroes: Latios and Latias
-Pokémon: Jirachi Wish Maker
-Pokémon: Destiny Deoxys
-Pokémon: Lucario and The Mystery of Mew
-Pokémon The Movie: Kyurem Vs. The Sword of Justice
-Pokémon The Movie: Hoopa and The Clash of Ages

Lunala: So... you literally have never seen Drew, Dawn, Paul, Kenny, or Barry in the anime... ever...

The Author: Not once.

Lunala: You do realize nobody's going to like you now.

The Author: I know... *starts mentally crying and dying on the inside*

The Author: Well, I'll just go know...

Lunala: K! Bye!

The Author: *leaves*

Teari: Okay, enough saddening fourth wall break reality check there! Here's a dare!

Teari: It's for Ash and Misty to go on a date!