April Fools Day (To Me)!

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Have you guys ever wondered what would happen if your sibling(s) stole your phone from you? Well... wonder no longer cause this is what happened... And because of it, I thought, 'Meh, I need to post something interesting/special for April Fools Day so...Wynaut!'

This actually sucks by the way. My sister needs some plot/grammar development help.

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Rose: SUP PEOPLES HOW YOU DOIN?!?

Teari: How the hell did you get back here?

Rose: the chimney

Rose: Anyway, im back because  i have stolen the authors phone! :3

Rose: Author,  where are your bloody astrics?

(A/N: She couldn't figure out where they were on my keyboard and its funny to see her not attempt to change the input method to Swype)

Ash: sence when were you brittish?

(A/N: The grammar rage is over 9000... THAT'S IT! I'M CORRECTING IT!)

The Author: Oh my Arceus, Rose, just hand me my phone...

Rose: NAVAHHH

The Author: -_-

Lunala: So... what is your plan for this chapter?

Teari: HEY!!!

Lunala: What?

Rose: Glad you asked Lunala! Great question!!

Lunala: ...

Teari: ...

The Author: ...

Rose: ...

Ash: ...

Lunala: so... what is it?

Rose: Can I say that its realy nice to finally meet you?

(it's)
(really)

Teari: You have no idea what your doing, do you?

(you're)

Rose: STAPH!!!

("STAAAP!!!" or "STOP!!!")

Teari: ... wut?

(... what?)

Rose: Audino. Anyway I do know what im doing.

(I'm)

Kyliegh: what the 'absol'ute hell are we doing here?

Arc: Yeah, what the fu-

Kyliegh: STAHP CURSING ARC!!!

Arc: hypocrite.

Ash: Who- Wha- huh?

Ean: Holy shit. Its the cha-

Rose: Ean, shut up, not yet. We've traveled back in time just for this moment, they wont be who they are for another 18 years.

Paul: ???

Misty: the hell?

(A/N: I'm agreeing with Misty on that one.)

Ash: Who even are you?

Azaria: Were from Rose's book, The Pokemon Diaries. You dont need to know anything else.

(We're)
(don't)

Auria: WOW!!! This house is cool!

Dawn: meh, not actualy, my house in the manga was bigger.

("not really")

(A/N: She means Platinum from Pokémon Adventures cause she's super rich... and no, Dawn is NOT Platinum... in a way... just... whatever her name is in the games...*sigh*)

May: Shouldnt it still be in the anime?

(Shouldn't)

Lunala: WHAT ARE YOU ALL DOING HERE, JUST GET TO THE POINT ALREADY!!!

Rose: FiNE

Rose: The reason my friends and I are here is because 1; we can be. And 2; to ask you all some truth or dare questions!

(" : "?)

The Author: this is why you comment your stuff. So books with different timelines dont collide, creating an alternate universe, and in the prossess, change the future of these figures that in their own way, change history...

(A/N: Look, I don't even know what that says, but I'm pretty sure that "you comment your stuff" means commenting Truths and Dares (so far only Dares), and I do not sound like that, or in any way mean to offend you guys.)

Max: so they arent suppost to be here?

(aren't)
(supposed)

May: look who's talking...

(A/N: *slow claps*)

The Author: nope. Not really.

Max: cool, im out!

(I'm)

(Max climes out via chimeny)

Ash: when did Max get here, and where is Tracey, Brock, Paul, and the others go?

Paul: Im right here.

(I'm)

Ash: AAAaaaHHHhhh!!!

Paul: (smirks)

Rose: oh, yeah, lez go!

(Rose snaps, and they are all teleported to a small bedroom with a bunk bed, floor tv, a pokemon poster, and a poster with a sort of creast on it)

Ash: What the hell does, ' Draco dormiens nunquam titillandus' mean?

Rose: NOTHING IMPORTANT AT ALL DONT MAKE FUN OF POTTERHEADS!

(+"," after "ALL")
(DON'T)

The Author: (shakes head) Bish,  they dont even know what potterhead means... or harry potter for that matter.

(A/N: "Bish" is not what I say. I say "itch". "Itch" = "b*tch"... Don't judge, I only call her that when my parents are around.)

Hermione: offended

Rose: I know right? You shpuld leave before copyright issues kick in.

(should)

Hermione: fine

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And that is all she had time to write before I got it back! >:)

Have a happy April Fools Day!

If you guys actually want to see what she would've done... then... TOO BAD... I don't trust her on my phone.

~Teari Howl't!

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