BTS as your best friends
Jin
Jin- I reject your reality and substitute my own
You- Why?
Jin- I thought it was a funny quote
You- Do you know where is came from?
Jin- No
You- Mythbusters
You- You should watch it
Jin- Okay
Jin- The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe. Eat cake
You- We don't have cake
Jin- I'll bake some then
You- I WANNA HELP
Jin- Do you remember what happened last time?
You- Nope
Jin- You almost burnt the whole dorm on fire
You- YOU LEFT ME ALONE WITH NAMJOON. WHAT DID YOU EXPECT?
Jin- Okay fine, you can help
You- YAY!!!
Rap Monster
Rap Monster- Of course life is a bitch. If it was a slut, it would be too easy
You- Really Namjoon?
Rap Monster- Yup
You- You dirty, dirty, dirty thing of a person
Rap Monster- You would say the same
You- No I wouldn't
Rap Monster- I love booze
Rap Monster- Booze loves me
Rap Monster- Holy shit I have to pee
Rap Monster- I'm so smashed I'm falling on the floor
Rap Monster- Alcoholic dinosaur
You- Why am I friends with you?
Rap Monster- Cause I am beauty. I am grace
You- You have shit on your face
Rap Monster- Oh you didn't
You- Oh I did
Rap Monster- You better lock your door before I tickle you
You- YOU BROKE MY DOOR
Suga
Suga- If you pull out my earphones, I will pull out your lungs
You- I know
Suga- I'm just reminding you
You- You told me 6 minutes ago
Suga- You needed another reminder
You- Sure. What are you doing?
Suga- Listening to music in the lounge room, why?
You- Look behind you
You scared the living shit out of him with a unicorn mask J-Hope lent you. He didn't talk to you for a week
J-Hope
J-Hope- It's a good thing to be strange. Normalness leads to sadness
You-True but is normalness even a word?
J-Hope- It is now
You- Really?
J-Hope- Yup. The word has hope
J-Hope- Like me
You- Sure
V
This one is a little sad
V- Ohana means family, family means nobody gets left behind of forgotten
You- You all are Ohana to me then
V- REALLY?
You- Yeah. Didn't I tell you about my family
V- No
You- Well long story short, mother+verbal abuse= I hate family
You- but me+all of you guys= Ohana
V- Well we feel very special about being your Ohana
Jimin
Jimin- You know what? I'm an artist. I'm an artist and I'm gonna make art arty art art
You- Go make art arty art art then
Jimin- I need a female then to make art arty art art
You- PARK JIMIN YOU DIRTY MOTHERFUCKER. YOU GO IN THE CORNER AND THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU TEXTED YOUR BEST FRIEND.
Jimin- No cause your younger than me
You- I'll tell Namjoon, J-Hope, Jin and Suga
Jimin- Oh crap, I'll go. Please don't tell them
You- I don't see you in the corner
You- I am about to text them
Jimin ran into the lounge room where you were and slid in the corner that you pointed at and he gave you the death stare the whole time
Jungkook
Jungkook- Hay is for horses. Hoe is for whoreses
You- We don't have any hoes for you, is hay okay?
Jungkook blocked you
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BTS Text/ Prefences
FanficI've seen a lot of BTS text book things and I've read a lot as well so I'm going to attempt at writing one so please don't hate it to much. If some of these are seen in other ones, I'm sorry and I read these times of books and get some ideas from th...
