Staring Contest? (3/24/17)

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I've noticed that when I make eye contact with someone, and they go quiet, I usually turn it into a staring contest. You can blink, just don't look away.

Easy enough.

Pff.

Well, I'm better than you at it.

Oh, shut up.

But then people get freaked out because we're doing it, and we miss bits of conversation.

By we I mean me and whoever I stare at.

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Ugh, I hate you.

You're welcome. 

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Yeah, wipe that smug look off your face. You're not funny.

Oh! So that's how you treat yourself?

Lord. That wasn't odd.

PRETTY. ODD.

Sarcasm, my dear, sarcasm.

References, my dear, references.

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