Auditions (3/28/17)

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Logan's Interview:
Hey, so. What are your catchphrases?
Bub. Bub.
Interesting.
What 'cha gonna do 'bout it, bub?
Good point.
But aren't you a bit old for this?
Not for you, bub.
Oh. Okay. I'll consider it.
Wow. I actually might consider it.

Moriarty's Interview:
So... what qualifies you to be the voice in my head?
I read childrens' stories for a living *winks* and.... I'm pretty dark. I like murder, I can help you if you need anything. But I can be so much more, dear.
This isn't a speed date.
And I'm not straight.
Touche.
Well, um. This is a bit tough now.

Nodnerb's Interview:
Why. Even.
Look, I'm not as think as you drunk I am.
Cross my heart and hope to die.
Dear Lord.
You're legit quoting yourself.
It was golden when the day met the night. *winks*
*looks around* It's dark ou-- oh. Never mind.
Why is everyone so flirty with me in my mind?

Mermaid Man's Interview:
MERMAID MAN AND BARNACLE BOY UNITE!
No.

Tyler Durden's Interview:
Look, we aren't here to be makin' soap in my head now. Git.
I can take off my shirt if you want.
No. That--
*proceeds to take off shirt*
Stop.

Roland Deschain's Interview:
I don't need a Stephen King character, no offense.
Oh. Bye.
Oh! He took that surprisingly well.
Hmm.

Holly's Interview:
God no. You're already outside of my head. I don't need you in it.
Oh. Fine. Then take my advice, Sherl. Have your 'boyfriend' back off.
What boyfriend?
Oh, you know. Just-- you'll regret this. 'Dear Jim' won't be talking to you for a while.
What? That didn't make any sense.
Yeah... it didn't.

Ryan's Interview:
No. If all the other people on my head are flirty, I don't need you being in my head.
Oh. Then I think you should go with the Stephen King character, or maybe the Little Prince.
He he, no.
Are you mad at me?
*stares*
Oh no, not this again. I can't lose.

Norman's Interview:
Oh, look who turned up.
I want 'cha back!
Ooo ooo babyyy!
I want 'cha back!
Yes I do noww!
Stop. This wasn't some pity party for you. And you aren't really guilt tripping me. Thanks though.

*was just sitting in class listening to music*

Yeah... so comment who should be the voice on my head. PLEASE.
NOW.

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