Logan's Interview:
Hey, so. What are your catchphrases?
Bub. Bub.
Interesting.
What 'cha gonna do 'bout it, bub?
Good point.
But aren't you a bit old for this?
Not for you, bub.
Oh. Okay. I'll consider it.
Wow. I actually might consider it.
Moriarty's Interview:
So... what qualifies you to be the voice in my head?
I read childrens' stories for a living *winks* and.... I'm pretty dark. I like murder, I can help you if you need anything. But I can be so much more, dear.
This isn't a speed date.
And I'm not straight.
Touche.
Well, um. This is a bit tough now.
Nodnerb's Interview:
Why. Even.
Look, I'm not as think as you drunk I am.
Cross my heart and hope to die.
Dear Lord.
You're legit quoting yourself.
It was golden when the day met the night. *winks*
*looks around* It's dark ou-- oh. Never mind.
Why is everyone so flirty with me in my mind?
Mermaid Man's Interview:
MERMAID MAN AND BARNACLE BOY UNITE!
No.
Tyler Durden's Interview:
Look, we aren't here to be makin' soap in my head now. Git.
I can take off my shirt if you want.
No. That--
*proceeds to take off shirt*
Stop.
Roland Deschain's Interview:
I don't need a Stephen King character, no offense.
Oh. Bye.
Oh! He took that surprisingly well.
Hmm.
Holly's Interview:
God no. You're already outside of my head. I don't need you in it.
Oh. Fine. Then take my advice, Sherl. Have your 'boyfriend' back off.
What boyfriend?
Oh, you know. Just-- you'll regret this. 'Dear Jim' won't be talking to you for a while.
What? That didn't make any sense.
Yeah... it didn't.
Ryan's Interview:
No. If all the other people on my head are flirty, I don't need you being in my head.
Oh. Then I think you should go with the Stephen King character, or maybe the Little Prince.
He he, no.
Are you mad at me?
*stares*
Oh no, not this again. I can't lose.
Norman's Interview:
Oh, look who turned up.
I want 'cha back!
Ooo ooo babyyy!
I want 'cha back!
Yes I do noww!
Stop. This wasn't some pity party for you. And you aren't really guilt tripping me. Thanks though.
*was just sitting in class listening to music*
Yeah... so comment who should be the voice on my head. PLEASE.
NOW.
YOU ARE READING
Sure, Why Not?
RandomHi, this is my first book, it's more of random thoughts than anything else. Though rarely updated in the summer. Heh. Sorry. I don't mind taking time, I got better things to do.
