"...Has Logged Online". A story of a young girl and her adventures with a young man, who goes by the name PJ. For the first few months after their meeting, they've only talked in video calls and texts. Y/N has developed a slight attraction to this m...
doddleoddle: what? sorry, computer's being quite slow...
amazingphil: someone's been added to the chat, but it doesn't seem anyone added them.
crabstickz: unless....THEY USED THEIR INSANE HACKER SKILLS AND HACKED INTO THE SYSTEM!!!
danisnotonfire: ok what im so confused
kickthepj: dan, did you add them?
danisnotonfire: why the fuck would i add someone without telling you?
Y/N: I thank you all for using less assigned pronouns instead of assuming my gender, but i'm a girl.
amazingphil: THEY'VE SPOKEN!!
doddleoddle: who the hell just spoke?
kickthepj: you're a bit late, dodie...
danisnotonfire: i'll bet 50 pounds that someone mentally assumed your gender
kickthepj: shouldn't we introduce ourselves before we start any conversation?
danisnotonfire: good idea...
kickthepj: i'm pj, you could call me peej, if you want. this is me :
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danisnotonfire: i'm dan, you could call me badboi feminist. this is me
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crabstickz: i'm chris, you can call me sir crab. this is my lovely face
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amazingphil: hey! i'm phillip, but i prefer being called phil. this is me!
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kickthepj: i suppose dodie's dead, so i'll just send a picture of her. dodie, you're welcome in advance.
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crabstickz: also, we all make videos on the internet.
Y/N Has left the chat.
kickthepj: congrats chris, now she thinks we're pornstars.
Y/N Has been added to the chat.
crabstickz: WE'RE NOT PORNSTARS
danisnotonfire: oh my god
kickthepj: we don't do pornhub, we do youtube. we make youtube videos. i make films, dan makes videos about how awkward he is, phil makes videos about how weird he is, dodie makes music, and chris...well...i don't even know what chris does...
crabstickz: i'm quite creative
danisnotonfire: if thats how you want to put it
Y/N: so...uh...whoopie....?
kickthepj: so, what's your name, love?
Y/N: apparently my name is 'love'
danisnotonfire: damn
Y/N: freakin hell, my name is Y/N.
amazingphil: everyone, let's say hi to Y/N!
kickthepj: hi, Y/N
danisnotonfire: sup
crabstickz: heyo
Y/N: so, you guys said that you made youtube videos, what are your names?
danisnotonfire: our channels names are just our names on here.
Y/N: sweet, i'll check all of you out.
doddleoddle: wait, what the fuck is happening??
You have four new notifications!
- kickthepj Would like to add you as a contact!
- danisnotonfire Would like to add you as a contact!
