"...Has Logged Online" : A KickThePJ x Reader

"Missed Call"

                                                                          You have: 20 Missed calls.

danisnotonfire: FUCKJ PJ LIKESD YOUU HEs ALSO AYTT MY HOUSSE AND HES TRYINGF TO STOPP ME FROMK SENDINGH THISS MESSAGEW

danisnotonfire: DONT LISTEN TO DAN HE IS A LIAR

danisnotonfire: it may look like i'm arguing with myself but unfortunatly PJ has taken over my computer for about 4.5 seconds, and no, i'm not a liar

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dodie: hello love, i'm currently at dan and phil's house with pj and chris, just wanted to ask how you've been! ^_^

Y/N: aw, thanks dodie! i'm fine! this was quite out of the blue...

dodie: out of the blue? but aren't you and pj dating? i wanted to check up on the relationship.

Y/N: what the hell? we're not dating...who told you that we were?

dodie: have you not been on dan's twitter? he's been posting things with #kickthey/n, he's even got the hashtag trending! also, your channel has been blowing up! you already have 51,476 subscribers because of dan! most of your comments are about pj, though.

Y/N: oh, hell no. that's it. we all live near each other, what's the adress. i'm going over there to kick dan's ass.

dodie: what!? well, i suppose it's appropriate, we've all known each other for a while now...the adress is "1670 Greenvalley Lane"

Y/N: great, thank you! just leave the door open, i want it to be a suprise. it'll make it scarier for dan.

You close your laptop and get up. You walk over to your closet, grinning. While talking to Dodie, you were pretending like you were going to Dan's house to kick his ass, but really all you wanted was to see PJ. You really did like him, and you didn't understand why.

You decided to be an ass and wear one of your friends' merch. You grabbed Dan And Phil's Blossom T-Shirt and put on some black skinny jeans and white vans, adding a grey knitted cardigan over it. You even brushed your short brown hair and curled it. Your hair reminded you alot of Dodie's. 

You were about to head out when you realized something. Y/N. You're going out to see a boy that you like, why not make yourself look the slightest bit presentable? 

And so you did. You put some eyeliner and added some fake, large and round- framed glasses. "Shit, I've taken too much advice from dodie." You muttered, smirking and shaking your head.

You headed out, a sticky note in your hand that read in scrappy handwriting:

"1670 Greenvalley Lane".

You made your way up the stairs. You met face-to-face with the door. You heard PJ laughing, and Dan screaming "CHRIS, HOW THE HELL DO YOU NOT REMEMBER THAT!? I WAS FUCKING NAKED." You took a deep breath, and gently pushed open the door.

The laughs became louder, and you tiptoed around the house. You suddenly came across a doorway, where the noise was loudest. You peeked your head around the corner, and Chris made eye contact with you within seconds. He got up and pointed at you. "I KNEW IT! I KNEW DODIE WAS TEXTING YOU! SHE WOULDN'T TELL ME WHAT SHE WAS DOING, SHE JUST SMIRKED AND KEPT TEXTING!"

All eyes turned to you. You were laughing, and PJ was looking you up and down, his mouth slightly open. Dan noticed your shirt, and started laughing. "Jesus Christ, I fucking hate you. Phil, look at this shit." Phil looked over at it and grinned. "Nice shirt!" Dodie ran up to you and hugged you. "Y/N, You look so much prettier in real life! Fuck, I see what PJ means! I mean, er.."

PJ got up and started walking over to you. "Y/N?" Y-you're here? You're here! Holy shit! You look....."

Dan was smirking, and PJ caught his eye, quickly dragging off.

"Wait, how the hell did you get in?" Dan asked. Dodie raised her hand and grinned. "Whoops.."

"Y/N, c'mon, have a seat!" Dan, who was sitting next to PJ, scooted over. "I- I could sit over ther-" You pointed to an empty chair, but Dan interrupted you. "Ah ah ah, sit. You're sitting here, next to PJ. Close to PJ. Very close." You noticed for a split second that PJ went a little red, but he must've knew that you had seen him, because he hid his face in his hands.

Chris suddenly sighed. "Anyone up for a cuppa?" Everyone raised their hands. "Alright, I'll get to that." He headed to the kitchen. Dan and Phil then left the room, Dan saying because they "were going to get snacks". Dodie then left, no explanation. That left you and PJ. He had gotten distracted with Mario Kart, which was being played on a white controller that was hooked up to the large TV, with an HD display of the game. 

You had been watching him play for about 3 minutes when he suddenly looked over at you. "Oh, I'm sorry, I never asked you if you wanted to play. Don't you like video games?"

"Yeah, actually, I do. I'd love to play." He handed you a controller. You noticed he held the controller in your hand for a while before letting go.

You grinned.

You liked him.

But he loved you.