I Invented Sex

hey everyone this is my first book sooooooooooo............. Ice cream oops I mean here goes disregard the icecream part onless you have some.............. never mind just read and comment oh n dnt foget tok vote if you like it thnks

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Chapter 1 let the games begin

"Stop complaining Al" Javane my best  bud scince pre school, we've  done everything together ever since the day I fought off those bullies that were messing with  him in pre school. I sighed, Its been irritating, there was absolutely no one left for me to have sex with I sighed again and sat at the last opened table. I took up the part  sandwich part pizza and smelt it then put it back into the tray

"Its not my fault, its been 2 weeks if I have to go another week without hearing a girl or dude scream out my name in bed I think I'm gonna go crazy" I said, he looked at me and I knew what he was going to say, I cut him off before he even began talking

"Look, its just not my thing to do a round about, " Once in the Bed" that's my motto, doing twice is like God sacrificing Jesus twice......... anyways its boring to do it with someone that I did it with already" I said, he turned to his tray

"Well then if you've done everyone in our school move on to the next" He said sipping his sprit soda

"I already had sex with everyone in the other five schools in  this town, which other school is left" I said looking at him he shrugged and I sighed and started to play around with the school's pathetic excuse for lunch.

"You could always go for the substitute teachers" he said, I looked at him and rolled my eyes

" Broke them already... I guess we just have to leave it at me being the Sex God" I said leaning back in the chair. I scanned the room again thinking that maybe there was someone that I missed out, or that was so unpopular that I missed them somehow, but every face I looked at I  saw the expression they had on there faces when I had them in bed, its the most joyous thing to me to here them moan my name screaming for me to go faster and not to stop, My eyes flashed to Javane, yeah I know what you're thinking and yes I did have sex with him it wasn't intentional but we did so it counts as my motto says once in bed plus I don't want anything to happen to our friendship. He wasn't bad looking, he had Dark curly hair that seemed straight at the front creating a cute bang, his eyes are ocean blue,he had muscles of course it wasn't as big as mine but they were big, and he had a good ass............ but friends are friends.

"Are you done admiring me" he asked dragging me out of thought, I looked away from his stair,

"I wasn't admiring you I was just........... never mind that, how am I going to fix my little problem?" I asked trying to get his mind off the subject.

"Hope for a miracle" He said and I laughed, He might just be right. It  seems  as if God was eve's dropping on our conversation seeing as a miracle just walked through the doors of the cafeteria

"The Sex Gods are in my Favour this time" I said, J chuckle and I smiled

"Well here's your miracle, let the games begin" J said getting up to throw his untouched lunch in the trash. For some reason I just couldn't stop smiling there was something about her,her Jet black hair that curled at the ends and had a splash of pink in the front, Her light Brown eyes, her wild cherry lips, her hour glass Figure, she had the curves in the right places and the fat just were I like it, I don't know what came over me but I liked it and I knew that I would love to hear her scream out my name in bed. Today just got very interesting.