Well hey there old friend, do you remember how we came to be, back in year 7 every one would point and laugh at your style and person but I thought it was cool and different, I stood up for you, shouted at the haters and made you a friend that was 5 years ago and how we have aged we still laugh, play games and have a great time, this is why you are one of my best friends, we can fight the word just tell me when and I'll stand my your side and fight in your honour, with our matching hair cuts we'll defeat them all I promise old friend we will kill them all .