Amazing Dan (Phan)

My Drunken Dan

5 Hours Later

~Phil's POV~

"Dan, we need to leave in 10 minutes if we're gonna make it to Pj's party!" Dan had insisted on straightening his hair before leaving, because his curly hair is too "unattractive". Of course I can never agree with him on that because he always looks fantastic.

"I'm ready." He walked into the living room running a hand through his hair. I smiled knowing I'm the only person in this world able to marvel at Dan's "behind the scenes" beauty. "What?" He asked looking worried. My smile fell away.

"No you just missed a section." I said gesturing to his head.

"Really??" His hands shot up, and he started for the bathroom. I put a hand on his shoulder.

"No, I'm just kidding!" He didn't look one bit convinced. "Dan, you look stunni-, good, I mean good." I put my hands in my pockets and started for the door.

"Phil?"

"Yea?"

"Thanks."

"No problem." I held the door open for him and we hailed a taxi. We were at Pj's in no time. "Dan, will you please make an effort to stay sober?" I asked, hoping the answer would be yes. Dan didn't weigh very much, but dragging him all the way into a taxi, and then into an apartment isn't very fun.

"No promises," he replied sweetly just as Chris opened the door.

"HEY PEEJ! Its our favorite couple! Come on in you two!" I rolled my eyes while Dan laughed. We took a step in and were blasted with a wave of heat. There were so many people it was unbelievable. I couldn't help, but flash a look at Dan, who happened to be beaming at all his new "party buddies". Pj saw us and motioned us over to the kitchen.

"Hey guys! Isn't this great?" He asked admiring his party.

"Its fantastic!" Dan yelled.

"Its loud." They laughed.

"Oh wait," PJ opened the fridge and pointed to the beer, "you guys want one?"

"No thanks we're fin-"

"I'll have one!" Dan interrupted. I shot him a look, but he brushed it off. "Phil, its a party."

"Just try to stay sober. That's all I ask." He nodded and walked into the crowd.

3 Hours later

Dan had managed to have 16 beers. I shook my head and watched him stumble all over the room, while Pj and Chris (also drunk) laughed uncontrollably. Dan was acting absolutely retarded, but somehow I still found him to be extremely attractive. He fell over and hit his head on a table, not knocking himself out, but just hard enough to leave him writhing in pain. "DAN!" I ran over to him and started picking him up,"We're going home. Now." I waved goodbye to Pj and Chris, then headed out the door. Once back at the apartment I laid him on the couch, and put an ice pack on his head. He brushed it off. "Dan, it'll make you feel better. Come on." I pleaded.

"But its too cold." He slurred.

"Fine. Stay there." I sighed and walked into my room. I started switching in my pajamas, when I heard footsteps running down the hall. Dan bursted into my room and tackled me onto the bed. He sat on top of me laughing. "What?"

"Shhhh!" He put his finger to his lips. "I need to tell you somethin." He whispered.

"What is it?"

"I kind of love you." He whispered as he lay down on my chest. He played with my hair until he eventually fell asleep. I put an arm around him and kissed the top of his head.

"I kind of love you too." I said to his unconscious body. Reluctantly, I got off the bed. It wouldn't be fun explaining why we were in the same bed in the morning. I smiled at the sight of his body entangled in my bed sheets. I fell asleep thinking about it.