First Thing You Heard Him Say

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Danisnotonfire-

"Jesus Christ, you made me lose that Charmander, Phil!!"

AmazingPhil-

"Oh my goodness your puppy is so cute!!"

Markiplier-

"Hey, can I borrow your phone? Mine just died, and-jESUS okay hey, a fan!!"

Jacksepticeye-

"Ow!! Fuckin' hot tea...oh my god I'm so sorry here's a napkin!"

Pewdiepie-

"What I wouldn't give for a goddamn blowjob right now...why hello, I-ow!! Haha I was only joking, ow!"

DanTDM-

"Excuse me, miss, you left your purse on the bus..."

Grazer10-

"JUSTIN IF YOU BREAK MY DRONE I WILL KICK YOUR ASS"

Joey Graceffa-

"Girl I LOVE your nails, holy cow!!"

Shane Dawson-

"This taco tastes like my ex girlfriend's vagina..."

Tyler Oakley-

"Scott, no more, I will not have you throwing up on my shoes later!"

Onision-

"Siri, does Walgreen's deliver bleach?"

IAmCyr-

"There's too many people here, we need a new plague..."

Todrick Hall-

"I'd like to know if I could buy, from your restaurant, an extra fry! Your fries taste just like, heaven to me, that's why you're my number one, oh Dairy Queeeeen!"

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