Weird Conversations [Editing]

MY BRILLIANT IDEA!!

BEN: Becca, why'd you bring us all together like this?

Jeff: YEAH! WTF BECCA!

Me: SHUT UP! *throws shadow daggers at their faces*

Everyone: Okay.....

Me: So, I feel like we've been feeling lonely and unhappy.

Madeleine: Oh really? How'd you figure that out? *sarcastic voice*

Me: Things like that give me a little hint. Anyway, I have a solution to make you guys not lonely!

Hoodie: Come on guys let's go.

Me: Wait! Please just stay for 2 hours please.

Everyone: Fine...

Me: Good, I'll go get the 'thing'. Jane, do you know what to do? *hands iPod*

Jane: Yeah, yeah. (Prewritten)

Okay, I'm a pretty good writer so don't fret.

Becca: *leaves*

Jeff: *starts walking to the stairs*

Me: Where do you think you're going? We were told to stay here.

Jeff: Right now, I honestly don't give a fuck. *continues going up*

Me: *throws knife at his face*

Jeff: You didn't just do that. *tackles me*

Me: *tosses iPod to Madeleine*

God dammit....

Jeff tackles Jane, knocking her over. Everyone watches, not really caring. Masky sighs and takes a step forward. Per usual, he was eating his afternoon cheesecake.

"Okay, guys break it up." He states calmly.

Jane and Jeff choose to ignore him. Instead, they roll around, kicking and punching each other. They make their way towards Masky. Jane's leg shoots up underneath Jeff, knocking Masky's cheesecake out of his hand. Angered that his cheesecake was gone, he throws the remains at the two. They move out of the way, hitting Ben in the shirt. Ben scowls and throws his ocarina at Masky. Masky jumps out of the way, tripping over Jane and Jeff who were still fighting and bickering. The ocarina soars through the air and hits LJ right in the face. LJ rubs his forehead and throws pieces of candy at Ben. Ben, however, blocks it with his arm. He charges after LJ, but trips over Jane, Jeff, and Masky. LJ finally laughs his maniacal laugh. Masky took this as an opportunity to grab LJ's legs and tugging on them causing him to fall. As he falls, he grabs EJ, causing him to fall with him as well. EJ threw a kidney at the tangled group. Jeff's leg kicked it towards Sally. It lands in her hands, causing her to freak out. She tosses it in the air. The kidney lands right on top of Hoodie's head. I snicker as he takes the kidney off his head with disgust. He throws at back the gang, who was scrambling to get off the floor but failing due to the fact they lacked teamwork. They were pushing each other downwards, falling once more. I shook my head in shame that I was living with these idiots.

I walk up to EJ and help him up. He takes the kidney and bites into it, annoyed.

As soon as EJ was up, people started shouting and complaining. Becca walks in happy, but when she sees us, her smile turns into a disappointed frown. I toss her the stupid iPod. (Prewritten)

Jeez... I do something nice and this is how they repay me.

Me: You guys disappoint me... I'm trying to do something nice...

Jeff: GET ON WITH IT!

Me: FUCK OFF OKAY? I'M TRYING MY BEST FOR EVERYONE, BUT MOSTLY FOR MIKA! SO I AM TRYING AND DON'T RUSH ME!