Weird Conversations [Editing]

Goooood Morning!!

Me: *sees chalkboard* :3c *scratches katana on chalkboard*

Everyone but Ben: WHAT THE FUCK MIKA?

Me: Sorry! But I wanted to see who wouldn't wake up.

E.J.: Ben didn't wake-up.

Me: Perfect. *walks into bathroom & grabs cup*

Jane: Mika, don't.

Me: *turns on faucet & fills cup* Can't stop me now! HAHAHA *eye changes color*

Jeff: Oh No. She's still changing?

Hoodie: I-I guess.

Me: Yo! Ben, Sweet Dreams! Hahahaha! *Other eye changes color*

Ben: Hmm?

Me: *pours water on Ben* HAHAHAHAHA!

Ben: Damn You! MICHAELA ACKELLE!!!

Me: *points Katana at Ben's face* Never call me by my first name. Ever!

Ben: Justin Bieber said Never say Never!

Me: *touches Ben's forehead with tip of katana* I'm not afraid to do it. You know that Ben.

Ben: Bitch! *spits in face*

Becca: Ben!

Me: *pulls out dagger and brings to neck* Asshole!

Jeff: Mika!

Me: *pulls dagger and katana away from Ben*

Ben: *punches me in the stomach*

Slendy: Children! *grabs me with tentacle*

Madeleine: Ben! *holds back Ben*

Me: Let go of me Slender!

Slender: Apologize to Ben.

Ben: Yeah, apologize.

Madeleine: Same goes for you!

Ben: What did I do?

Jeff: You punched her in the stomach!

E.J.: Spit in her face..

Masky: and called her a Bitch.

Madeleine: Awww.. we missed all the fun.

Jane: She's definitely a Creepy Pasta now.

Masky: How can you tell?

Jane: Sudden mood swings, urge to argue and kill.

Ben: So like a period on steroids?

Everyone: *facepalm*

Me: Damn Dude, hehe.

Ben: Don't you even start! *wriggles out of grasp*

Me: Try, I'll throw you in a lake.

-2 hours later-

Me: You're going down!

Ben: Don't think so! I'm going up!

Player 2 wins.

Me: Yeah!

Ben: I got beat...

Me: By Me! Hey Becca take this. (prewritten)

Don't worry, I know what to do.

Jeff: It's amazing how they made up so quickly.

Jane: I know, earlier they were bickering nonstop and now, they're just the bestest of friends.

Masky: *walks in with cheesecake* They made up?

Hoodie: O-of c-course, they h-have the w-world's biggest fr-friendship.

Jeff: *silently growls*

Madeleine: Jeff. Are you jealous?

Me: Ooo!

Jeff: No! I'm not the jealous type!

Masky: Then why do you always monitor her?

Jeff: Because none of you guys didn't want to take the responsibility to watch her become a Creepypasta.

Jane: She's already one remember? So you can stop.

Jeff: One more day then I'll stop.

Me: Yeah.. Sure..

Mika: Bec- Toss me my IPod. (Prewritten)

Okay... (reading it over)

Well, guys, I'm too lazy to type anymore, and anyway we'll be in our rooms, getting ready for a killing spree we've been planning for tomorrow. I'll write what happened down, very descriptively.

Anyway, SWEET DREAMS!