"Paul it's not going to fit!" I shout.
"Yes it will! Just let me get it all in there!" He says through his teeth, grinding his teeth in frustration.
"Paul you're going to hurt me!" I shout, worrying about getting pushed onto too hard.
"Fine," He sighs, finally giving up on putting the key he was holding into the tiny hole of the diary lock place thingy-mi-jig I was holding.
He was shoving so hard he almost hurt me!
We walked into the living room, to see the pack, the imprints and Bella laughing their asses off.
"What?" I ask curiously, wondering what was so funny.
"You....guys sounded......like you......were having.....sex!" Bella managed between her laughter.
"You guys are gross," I say, scowling, before plopping down on the couch and watching the movie that was on.
*5 MINUTES LATER*
"I'm bored!!!!" I whine, getting tired of watching this stupid movie.
"Well we have nothing better to do, so lets just watch this," Jake says, watching it, but looking quite bored himself.
Me and Bella share a large grin, and say simultaneously
"We know what we can do."
"Megan, are you seriously going to make us do this?" Everyone except Bella and Kim groaned, as we piled into the car. (Their outfits, and hair http://www.polyvore.com/chapter_two_hotheads_megan_bella/set?id=45237929 http://weheartit.com/entry/21004650 :Bell's Hair http://weheartit.com/entry/22965643 Megan's hair http://www.polyvore.com/chapter_two_hotheads_emily_kim/set?id=45239061
http://weheartit.com/entry/18985501 Emily's hair http://weheartit.com/entry/18921308 Kim's hair.)
"Yes! It's going to be fun! Trust me! Dressing up ridiculously and trying to get kicked out of Walmart is fun as hell!" I shout.
"Fine, but we're only doing this for you," Sam mumbled.
Kim was bouncing in her seat, looking as excited as hell.
I like this girl!
She was fun, and liked to have fun!
My kind of girl!
We finally pulled into the parking lot, and that's where the games began.
We had teams, so we could wreck more havoc in less time.
Team Sparkly Unicorns were me, Paul, and Embry.
Team Bitches Unite were Bella, Emily, Sam and Jake.
Team La La Land were Kim, Jared, and Quill.
And then we set off.
The Sparkly Unicorns decided to make strangers uncomfortable first.
I walked up to a complete stranger, and yelled at the top of my lungs,
"PUSSY IS YOUR MIDDLE NAME!" Then ran off in the other direction.
I then went to a dressing room, and went in.
I waited a couple minutes, just sitting there, then yelled to the employee who was in charge of changing rooms,
"THERE'S NO TOILET PAPER IN HERE!" Then I made it sound like I was pulling up my pants, went out, grinned at the employee, and said,
"It's okay, I'll manage without it."
Her face was horrified!
And it was hilarious!
I ran off to the electronics department, and set all the alarm clocks for ten minute intervals, laughing as I run off.
I ran to the dairy part of the store, and took some whipped cream.
I looked around, searching for my victim.
I spotted a tall bald guy, who was alone, and just happened to be standing in front of a ladder.
I run, and climb up the ladder, then sprayed the whipped cream all over the guys head.
I ran away from him, laughing my head off.
When I was sure he wasn't catching up with me, I moved onto my next thing.
I descretely dropped a 20 dollar bill on the ground, and walked away.
I watched as a guy picked it up, and ran and jumped on his back.
"Give me my $20 dollars back you theif!" I shout.
And he pushes me off, and gives me it back, looking pissed.
I then went up to secirity, and tell the guy what happened, and laughed as the guy was thrown out of Walmart.
I wonder what Bella and Kim were doing...
*Bell's POV*
I suppressed my laughter at the employee who I just hissed at for coming within 40 ft. near me.
I'm so glad me and Megan came up with this!
I then got bored at hissing at people, then went to went to the music aisle, and grinned when I saw a karaoke machine.
I ran up to it, and put in "If You Wanna Be My Lover" By the Spice Girls.
I then started singing horribly.
" Wannabe
Yo, I'll tell you what I want,what I really really want,
So tell me what you want, what you really really want,
I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want,
So tell me what you want, what you really really want,
I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really
really really wanna zigazig ah
If you want my future forget my past,
If you wanna get with me better make it fast,
Now don't go wasting my precious time,
Get your act together we could be just fine
I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want,
So tell me what you want, what you really really want,
Iwanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really
really really wanna zigazig ah
If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends,
Make it last forever friendship never ends,
If you wanna be my lover, you have got to give,
Taking is too easy, but that's the way it is
What do you think about that now you know how I feel,
Say you can handle my love are you for real,
I won't be hasty, I'll give you a try
If you really bug me then I'll say goodbye
Yo I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want,
So tell me what you want, what you really really want,
I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really
really really wanna zigazig ah
If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends,
Make it last forever friendship never ends,
If you wanna be my lover, you have got to give,
Taking is too easy, but that's the way it is
So here's a story from A to Z, you wanna get with me
you gotta listen carefully,
We got Em in the place who likes it in your face,
we got G like MC who likes it on an
Easy V doesn't come for free, she's a real lady,
and as for me you'll see,
Slam your body down and wind it all around
Slam your body down and wind it all around
If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends,
Make it last forever friendship never ends,
If you wanna be my lover, you have got to give,
Taking is too easy, but that's the way it is
If you wanna be my lover, you gotta, you gotta, you gotta,
you gotta, you gotta, slam, slam,slam, slam
Slam your body down and wind it all around
Slam your body down and wind it all around
Slam your body down and wind it all around
Slam your body down zigazig ah
If you wanna be my lover " I sang at the top of my lungs.
I smiled at the people who's ears they were holding, that were close to me, witnessing my beautiful singing.
Hehe.
I got bored, then started going around humming the theme song of Mission Impossible, and snuck past a guard, making my way to the intercom.
"K Mart is now selling everything that Walmart sells, but 50% cheaper! Go there now, and stop wasting your money here!"
I quickly zoom out of the room, and make sure I'm not caught.
I casually lean against the wall, watching the guards run towards the room.
Haha, suckers!
I wonder what Megan and Kim are doing.
*Kim's POV*
I walk up to a woman who looked about 27, and poked her.
She looked over at me questioningly, but I just kept poking her.
Finally she got fed up, and yelled at me,
"What are you doing?!"
"Trying to find out what you ate for dinner last night," I reply calmly, before running down the other aisle.
I see an elderly man, and run towards him, giving him a huge hug.
"GRANDPA!!!! YOU'RE ALIVE!!!"
He gave me a weird look, and I ran off, already bored.
People were giving me weird looks because of my clothes and hair, but I didn't give a damn.
I saw a camera, and decided to have some fun.
I looked up right at it, and began my audition.
"Hello Steven, J-Lo, Randy. My name is Kim, and I'm 17. I live in La Push, Washington, and I like ducks. I'm going to sing now."
I began to sing at the top of my lungs, Alejandro by Lady Gaga.
Once I'm finished, I look teary eyed into the camera, and shout,
"I THOUGHT YOU WERE THE NICE ONE J-LO!!!" Then run off "Crying."
I decide to then take some things, and take a marker, and run it through the bar code, then take it up to the cash register.
He looks at it, and sighs, then begins to punch everything in by hand.
It took about an hour... I got a lot of things.
Finally when he was done, he said
"That will be $382 ma'am."
I look at the price, then at the boy and said,
"On second thought, I don't want any of this. Have a nice day!" Then I ran off laughing.
I went up to a different clerk, putting on my heartbroken face.
"Sir sir! I lost my son! Will you call him over the speaker please!" By now fake tears were running down my face.
He hurriedly takes the microphone, and hands it to me.
"Son, Ben Dover Mike Rotch, please come back to your mother, Drew Peacock, please I need you to come home!" Then the clerk pulls the microphone, and was about to get my arm, when I took his, bit it, and ran off to find more trouble.
I wonder what everyone else is doing.
HAHAHAHA I hope you guys liked it XD And I would like you all to check out this story, where I got some of my ideas from. http://www.quizazz.com/story.php/1245072/333-Ways-To-Get-Kicked-Out-Of-Walmart/ I had tons of fun writing this chapter, and I hope you guys have as much fun reading it. I love you all, and yeah. That's about it, bye. xx (:
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The Two Hotheads {A Paul Lahote Love Story}
RomanceThey both were hotheads. They had very little self control when it came to their temper. She was Bella Swan's best friend. He was one of Jacob Black's best friends. And when they meet, tempers flare, as does love and desire.
