I guess I should make one. Sit down, grab me a bottle of Smirnoff, and act like you give a shit for a minute or two... Or don't...
But do get the Smirnoff!
...So....Tom. You honestly want to know why I've been an ass? Jerk? Pain in the neck, figurative and literal? Well...I started to realize one day....that I really hadn't accomplished much in my life...and along with that crushing fact, you treated me exactly how I treat you today...and I'm not sure I'm proud of that...
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And then there was the day we joined the army...I felt like I belonged there...had a purpose....like I was needed....
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And yes, it was hard for me to leave....and even harder to tell you that I went to the city to "Live my dream".... I suppose I sort of didn't lie...I lived my dream...
But....do you honestly think I enjoy playing the leader!?
