The Red-eyes Fox *Discontinued*

//Chapter 9// What is wrong with everybody???

I don't own Naruto nor the pictures in this book, only the plot

"Kurama talking" 'thinking'

"Normal talking " 'thinking'

"Minato talking " ' thinking'

"Hashirama talking" 'thinking'

*Naruto's POV*

Ok. What TF is wrong with everyone in this damn village? This is bad, really bad. Just.... WTF people. Let me tell you what happen.

I was going to buy groceries while Minato and Hashirama stayed on the compound. They made their own little competition to see who was the fastest, the best hunter, the best tracker, etc. They are weird, but whatever, I need to buy some Pockys, tomatoes, ice-cream, meat and some more stuff. I noticed that things where not normal when a lot of people started staring at me, I sometimes received stares but they were not this many. Also some of those stares were filled with... lust?

I decided to shrug it off and kept walking. Maybe it was my recently bought attire, which was a kimono, but I only decided to use it today to try something new. When I was busy searching for the freshest tomatoes I found myself surrounded by a group of boys that looked about 14 or so. "Hey cutie, what to go on a date with me?" One of them asked. of course a few seconds later he was found on the floor bleeding thanks to a heavy injury on his stomached caused by my finger. When I finally bought all of what I needed to make food, a group of girls came up to me. "Omg, those highlights are beautiful." "Yeah, who made them." "You totally have to tell us your beauty secrets girl." Did she just called me a girl? And the red bits are not highlights goddammit! I scoffed and left the girls standing there. Why on Earth would they think someone as handsome as me could be a girl?

I went into the compound really pissed. Not only that happen, when I was walking on the streets some men started whistling at me . Those bastards! I slammed the door shut when I walked in and not bothering to explain anything to my summons As I shut myself on my room. Just then I heard a knock on my window so I went to open it, revealing my fellow comrade Itachi. "Naruto-sama, hokage-sama has called us for a mission. It will only be me and Naruto-sama on this mission because Kakashi is still on his own." Stated Itachi. "Those are too many -sama on a phrase.." I muttered making Itachi smile.  He the motioned me to follow him through the window and to the hokage's office.

*third person POV*

They stopped on a dango stand because Itachi has strange carvings for dango at the most unexpected moments. When they arrived at the dango shop, the owner eyed Naruto up and down before smirking and wiggling his brows at the boy.  The blond face-palmed and grunted, leaving the store sulking.  The raven laughed at the sight of his captain sulking in an emo corner outside of the shop. "Captain-sama, I know what is going on.." Muttered Itachi making the ANBU stand up and pin the onyx-eye boy into the nearest wall.

"TELL ME." Naruto said letting his demonic voice get out, leaking enough KI to make everyone at least 7 kilometers around faint.  The blond's teammate sweat-dropped and was internally hopping not to get killed when he said... "It is your hair."Which those words, the blond shouted. "What TF is wrong with my beautiful two-color hair goddammit!!!!!" "Well for starters, it is not that spiky any more, it reaches till the middle of your back and the red tips have grown so much that they look like highlights. Also, is that eyeliner?" Stated/question Itachi. The two-colour hair boy looked down and muttered , "I wanted to try the eyeliner brand that Gaara recommended.."

The raven laughed and patted his captains back. He knew that the blond would not cut his hair any time soon. The blond changed to his ANBU uniform with a poof and ran towards the hokage's office not waiting for his teammate. The onyx-eye male sprinted towards the direction where the blond was heading trying to catch up.