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Lucy
1. do you have a mirror in your pocket, cuz I can see myself in your pants.
2. Baby I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bedrock.
3. There's only one thing I want to change about you and that's your last name.
4. I was blinded by your beauty, so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
5. Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
6. I've got skittles in my mouth wanna taste the rainbow?
( the next one is hilarious!!!!)
7. What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper
( told ya it was funny)
8. would you like to try and Australian kiss? Its like a French kiss but down under.
9. (dude)Do you work for UPS? (girl) no (dude) cause I notice your checking out my package.
10. I enjoy doing maintenance, you look like someone I would like to "tinker" around with.
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cheezy pick up lines
Humorcheesy pick up lines to make you laugh VERY DIRTY ones on here so don't read if you don't like perverted jokes. DON'T SAY THESE TO A GIRL/BOY UNLESS YOU WANNA GET SLAPPED, PUNCHED, KICKED, ETC.
