Please read authors note at the end thx and enjoy! :)
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1. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
2. I would offer you a cigarette, but you're already smoking hot.
3. On a scale of 1 to 10, you're a 9 and I'm the 1 you need.
4. Do you have a name or can I call you mine?
5. If I flip a coin what are the chance's of you given me head?
Text message ↙ down there
Boy: Wanna be my girlfrien?
Girl: You mean girlfriend?
Boy: What?
Girl: You forgot the d
Boy: Don't worry about the D baby..
Boy: You'll get that later....
6. Did we have class together? I could've sworn we had chemistry.
7. I'm no organ donor but I'd be happy to give you my heart.
8. You like sleeping? Hey, me too! We should do it together!
Not really a pick up line but whatever
wanna date me?
yes=smile
no=backflip
told ya it wasn't really a pick up line!
Authors note
Hey 1st of all thanks for the reads and votes it means a lot.
2nd sorry for any grammar errors
3rd I know the title says that these are very risky they aren't I am just to darn lazy to fix it
Some things I wanna talk about is the fact that The Vamps and R5 sang counting stars together freaking blows my mind!!(yes I know they did that like 3 weeks ago I just wanted to mention it) Another thing is that I am going to see Divergent on Sunday!! I already read Divergent and Insurgent this year right now I am reading Allegiant. I also read The fault in our stars and omg it is such a good book even though it made me cry. Last thing I wanna talk about is that I live in the USA and can't buy any of The Vamps merchandise!!! It sucks!! And the fact that R5 or The Vamps probably will never ever play were I live stinks!!:-P
If you have any questions or comments feel free to share and don't forget to vote!!
Bye :)
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cheezy pick up lines
Humorcheesy pick up lines to make you laugh VERY DIRTY ones on here so don't read if you don't like perverted jokes. DON'T SAY THESE TO A GIRL/BOY UNLESS YOU WANNA GET SLAPPED, PUNCHED, KICKED, ETC.
