I was watching Spicks and Specks again (as always) and they mentioned some David Lee Roth's glorious quotes. It reminded to share some inspiring quotes from him. I'm sure some of you are yet to be enlightened...
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Quotes
"I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass."
"I would just like to say that after all these years of heavy drinking, bright lights and late nights, I still don't need glasses. I drink right out of the bottle."
I was with a girl not terribly long ago and she said “Mr. Roth, I think you’re the oldest person I’ve ever been with.” I said “Honey, I was gonna say the same thing to you.”
"If you subtracted all of the great artists who never drank, who never went to excess, you wouldn't have any more art left. What kind of poem are you gonna get out of a glass of iced tea?"
"We've all got out self-destructive bad habits, the trick is to find four or five you personally like the best and just do those all the time."
"I'm a family oriented guy; I've personally started four or five this year."
"Music is like girlfriends to me; I'm continually astonished by the choices other people make."
"You gotta learn the alphabet, backwards and forwards. And then the choice is yours, 'cause last I looked, the Bible is written in the same words, the exact same alphabet, as my favorite pornography. Choice is yours."
"The only thing I'm allergic to is criticism."
"Just because I’m bitter and cynical does not mean I’m not having a great time."
And many more... David Lee Roth everyone.
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